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Offline NickApokalypse

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Make me laugh!
« on: July 31, 2018, 04:44:23 PM »
Hey guys it's NickApokalypse. I know I have not been on much so I decided to do a little something here. The rules of the competito are as following:

1. Post a joke in this discussion.
(Please make sure this follows all famcraft rules.)
2. On August 15th, maybe later  ::), I will go through all of the jokes and pick my top four favorites.
3. If there are two of the same jokes, I will only count the one that is first posted.
4. Please include the answer of the joke in your post.
5. You are limited to one joke per player.

Prizes

1st Place: 350,000 famcoins

2nd Place: 200,000 famcoins

3rd Place: 100,000 famcoins

4th Place: 65,000 famcoins

If I really enjoyed your joke, but it did not make the leader board you will receive the prize below:

30,000 famcoins
1 diamond block
1 beacon

« Last Edit: August 09, 2018, 07:56:11 AM by NickApokalypse »
:0 That squid is big!

Offline AgentRockStar

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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2018, 11:25:05 PM »
I dunno, Minecraft jokes are pretty square...

 ;)
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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2018, 04:52:13 PM »
Did you hear about the Minecraft Move?
It was a BLOCK-buster. :P
Hi

Offline ladywolf_

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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2018, 04:57:47 PM »
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2018, 03:39:47 PM »
Hear about the creeper that went to a party?
He Had A BLAST!
~~Always be yourself, Unless you can be a unicorn~~
Then always be a unicorn!!

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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2018, 04:55:41 PM »
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or girl? Place it in water, if it sinks, its a girl ant, if it floats, it is boy-ant
Put the plate on the porch. If it doesn't rain in a week, the plate was not meant to be cleaned, and should be thrown away. ~Helper: WarehouseAgent ☗ 2017

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Offline ChrisKnight44

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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2018, 09:46:13 AM »
Last week I went to a comedy club for Zombies to perform once.  They are a tough crowd, they groaned at every joke I made.  When I finished, I passed a couple skeleton waiters on the way out and they appeared pretty rattled.  Maybe comedy isn't my thing :P


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Re: Make me laugh!
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2018, 06:01:56 PM »
Winners are:

1st Trent
2nd Chris knight
3rd lady wolf
4th AgentRockstar


Feautured:
Frumpy trout
Future gamer


:0 That squid is big!