invent a gadget- a forum game

[IronBlu]

I need that gadget irl  anyway...

It has very bad handwriting so everything it writes is impossible to read.

I invent the sea stopper 3000 it stops giant waves from hitting the beach

[ApolloMew]

Unfortuantely, it fails to work underwater and shorts out.

I invent the dishwashing robot, who unloads the dishwasher for you

[IronBlu]

it works until you put a octopus in the dishwasher it doesn't know where to put it so it shorts out

I invented the terraformer 9000 capable of terraforming any thing in seconds (would have saved me about 3-5 hours if it was real)

[mathfreak2]

You try to terraform air, and your gadget breaks.

I invent a gadget that allows anyone to travel faster than the speed of light.

[IronBlu]

it works but the people cant stop running and you can never see them again D:

I invent the almost 200th post-a-tron which allows you to see when someone's almost at their 200th post

[mathfreak2]

Your invention is already invented. It's called the number next to "Posts"

I invent elect-a-tron-ic (as opposed to electronic) gadget, that allows you to elect characters from Tron to positions of power.

[~Lucario~]

a creepy tron alien steals and destroys you machine
   I invented a A6 N/S Tank made of a rare material unknown to most (which I am not at liberty to discuss because its x5 stronger then diamond) that fires a plasma beam using a nuclear power rod made out of another rare material (same as before) that is strong enough to destroy a star, but not a A6 tank.

[ApolloMew]

Unfortunately, it malfunctions and blows up.

I invent a cookie machine that gives everyone on the server cookies.

[mathfreak2]

The first cookie gets stuck which causes a build up of cookies throughout the machine causing it to eventually blow itself up.

I invent the ~SongWriter 8X-937A that writes the song the user wants.

[IronBlu]

the instructions are to hard to understand so people throw them out of their window xD

I invent the  face 2.0 it puts a  face when it will look the best in your post

[mathfreak2]

I defenestrate your faces.

I invent a real TARDIS.

[IronBlu]

sadly you forgot to install a doctor app in case it back fires and you were exterminated.

I invent the clever doctor 1200 which gives you all the cleverness of the doctor

[IronBlu]

you need to fight trees but it doesn't work on wood objects because it is sonic. lol

I invent the dalek-izer which turns anything you put in it into a dalek. Exterminate!

[TheAwesome_Miner]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into oblivion. LOL

I invent the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator.

[IronBlu]

I think that's has been invented already so as that's against this forum game's rules, I invent a banning machine to ban you for breaking this forum game's rules :3

(kinda destroyed and invented in the same sentence there ^)