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Offline EvieAnn

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #30 on August 21, 2015, 02:11:04 PM »
well i have no great come back for that...
...hmm...

Well what you didnt know was i had a pet griffon that came down, swooped u up and took you to far awayville and i moved in while u were away. i have the mountain
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #31 on August 21, 2015, 02:34:40 PM »
In far awayville I learned of a magic sleeping golem potion, that when poured on any rock mass, will turn it into a servant that will serve you for all time. I use it on the mountain and had it evict you from and then destroy your house. I now own the mountain and its my pet.
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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #32 on August 21, 2015, 02:38:56 PM »
from your assumption that i had a house on the mountain, i figured out the secret of the universe, created a black hole and dumped u and your golem servant into it. i now have the mountian.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #33 on August 21, 2015, 03:03:39 PM »
Since the golem is the mountain, I still have it.
I have the mountain.
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2 seconds is forever. How does that work? It'll take 2 seconds to explain.

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #34 on August 21, 2015, 04:23:06 PM »
from my mistake in sending u thru a black hole WITH the mountain, i use the secret of the universe to make the black hole lead to another galaxy. i then fly thru the black hole and to this new galaxy. next i use a potion that i had bought from Drew in his mall to reverse the golem into a regular mountain. i then shove u off the side and put in extensive security system around the mountain including the land around the mountain. the mountain (and the land surrounding it) is mine.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #35 on August 21, 2015, 04:42:04 PM »
I start a tunnel using an army of moles on the edge of the security systems range, I then tunnel under and into the mountain and hack your security system so it thinks your an intruder. After it chases you out, I fill in the tunnel, remove the security system, and takeover.
I have the mountain.
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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #36 on August 21, 2015, 05:31:34 PM »
Very clever.. Very clever indeed... What you didn't realize was that when reversing the DNA of the mountain, I created another mountain that would be a decoy. I'm surprised that when you were tunneling underground, you didn't see the large amount of TnT piled beneath in the mountain. While watching from my mountain across the street, I detonated the TnT. Bye bye Iron and your mole army. :-\ The mountain is mine.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #37 on August 21, 2015, 05:37:12 PM »
Ha! I DID notice, that's why I had the moles move you and the detonator to the decoy mountain while you slept which means you blew yourself up. (I moved the security to the real mountain too, just to throw you off Muwhaha)
I have the mountain.
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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #38 on August 21, 2015, 06:06:39 PM »
I had already thought that you might of done that. That is why I had a dummy in the fake house and a timer to detonate the TnT. I decide next that I have had too much of this. I personally come to the mountain with a welcome gift to fool you and build a house next door. I get a bulldozer and shove your house off the mountain and send you back to the Milky Way. Using the secret of the universe yet again, I close off the black hole. I have the mountain.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #39 on August 21, 2015, 08:36:32 PM »
I befriend daleks on the planet I landed on, then the Doctor showed up and gave me and my Dalek buds a lift back to the mountain. With their help I kick you out. EXTERMINATE!
I have the mountain.
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2 seconds is forever. How does that work? It'll take 2 seconds to explain.

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #40 on August 21, 2015, 09:06:16 PM »
>:O how dare u and Dalek (and ze Doctor ofc)?!

Back when u were teaming with Poseidon's evil twin bro, I was actually in alliance with the real Poseidon. He comes up and adultnapps you, the Doctor, and Dalek, drops you and Dalek off at the Tadpole Galaxy that is about 420 million light years away (I shared the secret of the universe with him to do this ofc). When he drops you guys off, he takes the Doctor to some place within the Hubble Deep Field which is about 13.3 billion light years away. Ahh finally peace and quiet on the mountain.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #41 on August 21, 2015, 11:00:51 PM »
(Psst cevi, adultnapps, wats that?  :P)
Anyway, the doctor managed to save me and the normal universe. Although to accomplish this he had to destroy the alternate mountain and universe. Before ohai got blown up, I had the doctor save you, but I also had him wipe all your memories and now you think your a violin playing space man traveling the galaxy on an interstellar music tour.
*takes a breath* I now own the mountain!
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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #42 on August 22, 2015, 09:46:37 AM »
(Psst iron, uk wat it means  ;) )

While doing the Interstellar Music Tour, I made lots on moneys. In fact now I am a millionaire! So I decide to go out and find a nice place to retire. "Oh look at that beautiful mountain!" I come to your house, play a very, very sad violin piece and u become so sad that you decide to sell me the mountain. I now own the mountain.
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Rider: you should make this a mall
Iron: NUU
Rider: why
Iron: mall is gunna be at new clan home
Rider: you could WE this
Iron: NUU
Iron: bacon and i are making this
*Rider rolls eyes*
Rider: you should hire me
Iron: NUU
Rider: >: why??
Iron: hiring=pay
Rider: maybe ill VOLUNTEER
Iron: like for free?

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Re: King of The Moutian
« Reply #43 on August 26, 2015, 07:52:30 PM »
I send a ton of killer monkeys onto the mountain! You get scared as they are coming super close to you and you have no defense as you forgot everything at the bottom when you were watching Cevi.

* DrewsMagicMonkey I got da mountain!
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