You are banned! pt 2 Forum Game

[ApolloMew]

I ban you because I don't take shortcuts

[SteveBlu]

I ban you for not writting an overly complicated banning passage like dom

[xxXXreeseXXxx]

I ban you for Nuu more hashtags! you are BANNED!!!

[IronBlu]

You are banned for using too many caps (more than 1)

[ApolloMew]

i ban you for using a single capital letter.

[~Lucario~]

\ban Ohai  for 'Using bold in a forum message'

[IronBlu]

I ban you for being MCTech instead of MCtech

[~PaintBrush]

U are banned for banning tech for reasons that do not break any rules causing me to go on and on for this conversation. Here I go. Once apon a time there a was a spots. Usually she behaved but some times (but only once in a while) she jumped off the swing at school. One day she was thinking... What's beyond those woods? She decided to find out. She walked for a really really long time. Almost 100 yards! Then she came apon a small wooden mansion. In the distance she could see 54 bears and she was frightened so she decided to hide in the small wooden mansion. She looked out the window and the bears were staring at her. All of the sudden she smelled candy baking in the oven. She just had to try it so she said hocus pocus. Nothing happened. She tried again. Open oven. It still didn't work. Then she saw a large red button that said "push to open oven". And she thought it must be some kind of trick so she opened the oven with a sludge hammer. By that time the bears had come in side. Washed up and gone to bed. Also the candy had been burnt but spots ate it anyway. As she walked back to school she found an apple and heard a half laugh half screech in the sky. And a broom stick? So she ate the apple and fell asleep for miles and miles of time. When she woke up she felt a giant singing a lullaby to her. She could feel it because the giant was so loud that when he spoke the ground shook. Some lullaby spots thought. The next thing she knew ishe was king of the frogs. Who knew? They like peanut butter and jelly. She ruled them for many more miles of time but then a battle took place. There were so many jelly beans spilled in the black smiths shop that the whole town went crazy. Then she stepped into a glass slipper that didn't fit causing her to fall down the stairs injuring her ear. As she rode in the taxi to urgent care she thought. "Why did I ban tech?" And then it all came back to her. The next day Tech was back on the server. The Beginning.    This is a mixed up story of fairy tails and crazy stuff. It was fun. I hope you all take it as a joke.

O-o mum first off how did u know I like jumping off of swing and that I was scared of bears?!
BTW I would pay you if you wrote me a book lol (I'm SRS)

[~Lucario~]

I ban you for having ~Spots.

[NickApokalypse]

I ban u for no reason

[~Lucario~]

I ban YOU, Ohai, for making fun of the other ~ i bought. And YOU, Nick, i ban for random banning (Which is bannable)

[PegLegPegasus]

I ban you for using parentheses

[wilsondhp]

I ban you for not using a period.

[PegLegPegasus]

I ban you for not not using a period

[~Lucario~]

I ban you for not knowing serikwhite01