You are banned! pt 2 Forum Game

[PixelArtistTavi]

I ban everyone in the past and the future making me unbanable

[mathfreak2]

I go back in time before I was banned, and ban you.

[epicniss11]

I ban you  for going back in time.

[MrChris13]

I ban you because I just fell up the steps.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

How to fall down stairs:

Step 1 - place foot upon wet stair
Step 4 - place face upon dripping floor, and allow gravity to do the rest
Step 5, then return to Step 4
Step Eight
Step Banana
Step Eleventeen

I ban you for failing to fallow specific directions.

[MrChris13]

How to fall up the stairs:

Step 1 - Get excited about your package coming in the mail soon.
Step 2 - Run upstairs to tell someone while not looking down.
Step 5 - Go to the hospital.
Step 25 - Order cupcakes for your funeral.

I ban you because these were the steps I fallowed.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

I see... I ban you for planning your OWN funeral! How is this even possible? Were you anticipating to fall?

* Stitch facepalms

[MrChris13]

I ban you because I've been on the website for 10 minutes and every time I go back to the "Show unread posts since last visit." page, there's another post ;-;

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

I ban you for being too concerned with checking the forums.

Also, 13th page! 

[MrChris13]

I ban you for being too concerned with checking the forums.

Also, 13th page! 

I ban you because it's the 41st page for normal people.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

I ban you for falsely accusing Chris of having a Captain America skin! He changed that ages ago! Well, some time in January I think... like I said; ages.

[RealAndrewH]

I ban you for djbfisdbfuie

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

I ban you for spam 

[mathfreak2]

I ban you for spam, but this time it's the kind you eat

[epicniss11]

I ban you for not eating spam.