Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[bknysnake]

Its a very simple game. Grant the wish of the user above you, but add some witty, cruel twist to it.

Example:

Forum Guy 1: I wish my headphones worked better

Forum Guy 2: Granted, they work so well that they shoot your eardrums out. You are now deaf.




Then, after corrupting the wish of the user above you. Post your own wish! I'll start it off.

I wish I had a parrot!

[Foghorn__Leghorn]

you get a parrot, but the parrot is very very rude.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[bknysnake]

wish granted, but upon recieving the money the goverment, and irs decides to tax you all of your money....

I wish I had a new car.

[Foghorn__Leghorn]

You are transported back in time by unknown forces to the year 1989 and receive a brand new Yugo.

I wish for world peace.

[Andy_Chan]

Granted...No actually politicians excist still, the world will remain unpeaceful! D:

I wish Bk wasn´t a stalker.

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, Bk‘s stalkerness moves into me, and now I shall stalk you

[bknysnake]

Not_ you  didn't put a cruel part, pho you didnt make a wish, ill start over.

I wish I had a 65" LED 3D tv with 4 hdmi sockets, and supports internet.

[roadkilered]

Wish granted Bad is on Famcraft forever.. never to leave his computer ...... poor guy . he gets upset with u that u made that wish.
I wish that my wish wont get corrupted.

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, Lovely loves you more. Unfortunatley for you, Grim isn't to happy with that..... hehe, R.I.P. Winston.

I wish I could have slept in this morning >.<

[bknysnake]

Granted, as you was flying a hunter shoots you down. RIP

I wish I owned a plane.

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, you now a small airplane. And we all know small aircrafts safety rating... R.I.P Snake. Wow Im killing alot of people

I wish life wasnt this complicated! Rawr!

[bknysnake]

Granted, life isn't complicated, its easy, so easy it becomes boring, you kill yourself of boredom.

I wish I had a phone which I could play Minecraft and log into famcraft...

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Love, you forgot a wish D:

I wish you had remembered a wish >_>

[roadkilered]

She remembers a wish but its to late.. you already posted before she got a chance to say it.

I wish that everyone would be humble and realize that I am the best!

[Doodleman_42]

Wish granted. You get your candy but a hobo sees it and runs away with it

I wish I was good at interior and exterior decoration in mineraft