Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[gav]

arich you are suppose to make a wish as well. XD

[quentingod]

Start over!
Why cant some people follow the instructions!?!?!
I wish I will never be banned for ANYTHING!! (Hack, mod, cheating, spam, caps, et cetera)

[Rundrop]

Wish granted you were banned for nothing and  were so angry you smashed your computer it flung forwards and got bonus points for a headshot... R.I.P Quentingod

I wish I had a minecraft cape

[Zeffendorphe]

Wish granted. Your cape says "I am a complete nut bar in a nut case noob"

I wish to never have invincibility against bans.

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but you did something wrong and you got banned.


             I wish my parents would let me get TF2

[joostiseen100]

Granted, but TF3 gets out and noone plays TF 2 anymore

I wish I knew all

[Rundrop]

Wish granted but then... well... have you seen the last indiana jones? yeah.....

I wish I was a wizard!

[gav]

Granted you become a wizard, but you try to help Lord Voldermort defeat harry potter and you get murdered by Ron! I don't even think you deserve R.I.P because of how many
completely innocent Wizards are People you murdered!! Sorry run but you should never take the path of evil.


I wish I had a time machine, that can bring me back in time as far as i want! XD   

[quentingod]

Time Machine Logic: As time goes on, the Earth spins and goes around the sun. So in theory when you traveled back in time you end ypu in space and suffocate. OR if ur lucky you ended up in Earth but be somewhere remote like Rhode Island.
Long story short: You're dead whatever you do. (Traveling EXACTLY 1 year from now don't count as it is cheating and your banned. BOOM! Double Corrupt-a-wish!)
 I wish I was invincible to EVERYTHING (bans, explosives, nuclear ,radiation, lol invincible to NOTHING, invincible to dying, invincible to being trapped, invincible to be affected/not affected by gravity, etc.)

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but all the power accidently mushed up while you robbed a bank and your invincibility exploded and you got shot by the police!

        I wish to not explode

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, you implode.

I wish for a laptop!

[ARich]

Granted, but then it gets a trojan virus that I definitely didn't make... And blows up in your face

I wish to be a ruthless dictator

[quentingod]

Wish granted but...
You walk ourside your house for 2 seconds then
Some guy: Death to the tyrant!
*boom headshot*
You're dead
I wish my wishes would not be corrupted!

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but getting captured by a pteradactyl isn't your wish, cause that happened!

[Rundrop]

Granted, but getting captured by a pteradactyl isn't your wish, cause that happened!

You forgot to leave a wish...