Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[KittyMew113]

Wish granted, you go to Minecon tomorrow, but upon going there, you realize nobody is there. You look at the actual date for it, its not today. You already wasted your ticket and you are now sad. Lol

I wish I was a cat.

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, you are a cat. But you were a cat before you put out this wish, so nothing has changed.

I wish I had 43,785,456 Fam coins.

[KittyMew113]

Wish granted, you get 43,785,456 FamCoins, but s3 is mad you beat him in baltop so he gets more money at that amount is now worth like, 3 wool blocks 


I wish...
I wish...
OH I KNOW!
I wish I was staff
Wait..
I am staff...
Uhhh..
OH!
I wish I had 1mil FamCoins

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

You get your 1M! Congrats! **SrMod Hobo threw a forklift at KittyMew**

I wish for... Hmm... a potato with eyes. o.o REAL eyes.

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, you get a potato with eyes, and it turns out to be GLaDOS and she kill's you with neurotoxin.

I wish I had a real life Portal gun.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

Wish granted! As I hand you the portal gun, you accidentally look down the operational end of the device

I want a KIND PotatOS this time :>

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, but Robbie steals it from you.

I wish I hadn't looked directly into the operational end of the device.

[vespamartio]

Wish granted, but you accidentally touch the operational end of the device


*Holds magic stone*           
I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

Wish granted! You now grow wings and a tail and turn the color purple :> One day while flying, the land literally falls apart o.o k bai Mathew...

Hmm... Geemee chocolate cake, and to clarify I DON'T want it in my face

[vespamartio]

Wish granted but the cake is a lie and does not exist

I wish my wings worked and I just flew out of the ground and lived

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

Wish granted, but as you fly off the black abyss swallows you into it's depths, never to return again. You are now stuck eternally in the void.

I wish for a backup battery/surge protector for my computer. (Remember, surge protectors aren't messed up by power issues )

[vespamartio]

Wish granted, but as you plug in the surge protecter you get electrocuted and travel through time and stop the old you from putting me in the void

I wish to have the best life ever and not die until I turn 100 years old

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, you have the best life ever and everyone looks up to you. But you still die at 100 by a creeper attack.

I wish I had a pet pony named Zebra.

[Stitch 🔷 Jordyn]

Wish Gr- Oh wait, the pet shop messed up :S You got a zebra named Pony o.o

I wish I didn't get electrocuted and let vespa continue to exist in the void. And while I'm at it, I'll tell the new me to make sure Pho isn't around to steal my PotatOS.

[vespamartio]

wish granted but you drop potatOS and she dies

I wish stitch didnt exsist!