Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. Your phone has truly unlimited data! You download the entire Internet. Sadly, you forgot to make extras of the irreplaceable, nonchargeable, unique batteries your phone had, and you have no way to make more. Thus, your phone with unlimited data, the only one of its kind, is complete useless. Good job.

I wish recursively that I wished recursively that I wished recursively that... etc.

[ApolloMew]

Wish Granted, you become lost in a universe of wishing, and then you wake up, and realize it was all a dream

I wish I could open a can of Pepsi without hurting mah finger ;-;

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You open the can without hurting your finger. However, your best friend shook up the can before you opened it, and you got soda sprayed all over your clothes.

I wish I could possess every book ever written.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You possess every book ever written. Unfortunately, there are too many books for your consciousness to span, and you wind up spreading yourself too thin. You eventually cease to exist.

I wish I had self-doing homework.

[nutmeg456]

Wish granted. You have self-doing homework. Unfortunately, it is not very good at doing itself, and gets all the answers wrong, so you fail.

I wish I had magical powers.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You have magical powers. Unfortunately, the magical power is that of being superhumanly mundane, and no one notices you for the rest of your life no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could fly. Oh wait... I can... I wish I could fly in real life.

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you don't show up on Air Traffic Control radar, and whenever you fly near a city, you collide with an airplane.

I wish I could see in the dark.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You can see in the dark. Unfortunately, someone noticed that your eyes were glowing and told you to go to the doctor. The doctor found out you were "Radioactive... Radioactive...".

I wish that my card game program were working... ;-;

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted. Your card game works. Unfortunately, your card game is so popular that pirated versions pop up on the internet and you never see a dime of profit.

I wish my car had better tires.

P.S. I don't care what the doctor has to say.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You have better tires. But you can't afford them so you wind up going into millions of dollars in debt for no particular reason.

I wish college were free ;-;

[bakagamer918]

Wish Granted. Your college education is free. Unfortunately, your college is so bad that employers will take one look at your resume and refuse to hire you.

I wish Youtube had no ads.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. Youtube has no ads. Unfortunately, because it no longer has ads, it can no longer make a profit and ceases to exist after awhile.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted. You now stay awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Unfortunately, you run out of stuff to do and die of boredom.

I wish I had a small Helicopter

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but you don't have any helicopter fuel, and the world has run out of helicopter fuel as well. The small helicopter is now useless.

I wish I had a pen that didn't leak ink ;-;

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. Your pen does not leak ink. Unfortunately, that is because your pen has no ink in it, and is useless.

I wish I could have a lifelong pass to every amusement park in the entire world.