Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[mas512]

wish granted  u dont lose your stuff from falling in the viod.  instead you are killed by burning in lava
i wish for 1000billion famcoins 

[ApolloMew]

Granted! But then you realize they are all counterfeits, not worth anything.

I wish that vanilla milkshakes weren't so irresistible.

[PegLegPegasus]

Wish granted! but the chocolate milkshakes become irresistible.

i wish that i had more irl money

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but unfortunately, its all fake.

I wish that my cat wasn't so lazy.

[IronBlu]

granted your cat is now so not lazy that it must eat every 2.3 seconds, because of this you cannot afford to feed him any more so he goes off to hunt mice and birds.

I wish that randomness would take over and place me as the king

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted, but then the faluloos thoatt becomes king

i wish that i won more card games

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then you are accused at cheating, and no one plays with you ;-;

I wish I could skateboard and not fall on my face.

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted! then you start snowboarding and fall on ur face

i wish that i was older than 12

[ApolloMew]

Granted! But then mean players come and grief your IRL house ;-;

I wish that I had some bacon.

[ApolloMew]

Granted! But you a fined a 1 billion famcoins fee for it.

I wish that I had a pencil that would never break.

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted! however, the pencil never breaks, but you can wear out the graphite tip

i wish my dog wasnt lazy

[IronBlu]

granted your dog is now so not lazy that it must eat every 2.3 seconds, because of this you cannot afford to feed him any more so he goes off to hunt for food.

I wish that it could have been harder than modifying a previous post a bit to corrupt seriks wish

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then it becomes much harder. ;-;

I wish that I had a cookie.

[IronBlu]

you get that cookie  one thing though... (eats the cookie) while you were waiting for me to say the one more thing I grabbed the cookie and ate it

I wish that I was less evil in this forum game

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then you become WAAAY too nice, so you go back to being evil.

I wish that I had another cookie that Iron can't eat.