Famcraft
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: IronBlu on November 13, 2014, 02:41:25 PM
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this is my 100th post :D so ill use it to start a forum game:
the rules are simple
1) no gadget can be made twice
2) posts must follow all forum rules (did I even have to list that should be common sense :P)
3) be as wacky, crazy and out of this world as you want
4) always have fun!!!
here's how you play:
you make up a gadget post its name and what it does and then the next person breaks your machine ill give an example:
forum guy 1:i made the clean the table gadget it cleans a table using super spongy robotic arms
forum guy 2: soap suds get on the control panel and it breaks. I invented...
and so on ill start us off. I invented a make food gadget it makes food at all times using its 100 million gigabyte memory of recipes
have fun 8)
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Star Trek steals your gadget to use in its productions.
I invented an automatic do homework gadget that does any given homework problem correctly in 1 second.
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great to see I explained the game well enough xD
your gadget is broken by the shear amount of homework you put in it
I invented a build your MC builds gadget that builds whatever you tell it exactly how you tell it and the builds look perfect.
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A server update makes your invention illegal, so the police take it away.
I invented an automatic Puggie's Cheese Puff dispenser so I don't have to remember to feed Puggie.
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Your dispenser runs out of Cheese Puffs because you didn't replant them. Oops.
I invented a Famcraft-izer that allows you to go into Famcraft and actually live inside your favorite server, among your very own builds.
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You die in your favorite server because you forgot to stock food for your journey.
I invent the time machine.
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you then change a fixed point in time with it and you and your machine are eaten by those bat creatures from Doctor Who
I invented the food-a-tron 2000 which gives me endless MC food
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I hack your game that has the food-a-tron and destroy it.
I invent a tool more popular than the internet which does the same thing.
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then your system crashes because it was not ready to take over all the internets people
I invented the fuzzy pandabot 3000 which is a robot panda that is always around being fuzzy
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Your gadget becomes obsolete as more and more people would rather look BeyondThePanda
I invented a machine that invents machines.
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:O the machine's clone themselves till they rule the world and then you sadly use the self destruct button to save everyone
I invented the trap-a-titan robot 2000 that automatically seeks out and captures titans (it is immune to all effects of titans)
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Luckily, a non-titan saves the day with a power equivalent to but different than the titans and destroys the machine.
I invented the teleporter.
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Luckily, a non-titan saves the day with a power equivalent to but different than the titans and destroys the machine.
how is that lucky rowan? that took me 12 years of research and development to build anyway...
the world decides the teleporter is to dangerous and makes you destroy it. now that's lucky :P
I invented the TARDIS
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I eat Tardis and escape
I make a TheIronCreeper2 canot post on this game anymore gadget
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TheIronCreeper2 breaks this gadget with ease by hitting the "Reply" button on the forum :P
I invent a gadget that can divide by 0
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mathematicians from all around the world come and break your gadget because it goes against the rules of division
I invented the anti-awake gadget that makes you fall asleep
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Sadly you forgot to put a alarm on it, so you end up falling asleep forever...
I invent a machine that makes it so I can control lights by clapping.
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already been invented
I invent The Magnet puncher 3000
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I invent The Magnet puncher 3000
you didn't say what it does :P
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You invent the Magnet puncher 3000, but I throw it into the sun.
I invent cold fusion
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the cold fusion reactor melts down and it goes BOOM
I invented the forum mark 2 it automatically posts what you want to post so you don't have to type it out :P
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Your invention gets hacked which causes your ban
I invented a machine that obliterates lag
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your machine has been invented already and you go to court because of copy right issues
I invented a machine that randomizes a trillion scenarios at once to tell you what to do for the best outcome
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Your machine gets trampled by... Ostriches. Yep, that's right, ostriches!
I invent an unstoppable force that can move an immovable object.
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I cut off the 'cil' and make it just a normal pen :D
I invent a 10th dimension space craft that can take you anywhere that you can think of
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The fire destroys the humidifier.
I invent the Infinite Improbability Drive.
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the infinite improbability device well is probable so the machine destroys itself
I invented the fully automatic MC cake baker 2000 which bakes 10 REAL mc cakes every 3 minutes
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You dun forgot to wire the machine so it puts sugar into the cakes D:
I invent the Finite Improbability Drive
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your finite Improbability Drive comes to the end of its warranty and is finished (meaning broken)
I invented the Better wifi 1000 which boosts your wireless connection 10 fold
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Wow, your wifi signal goes faster than the speed of light which causes the universe to explode D:
I invent the triple quotation mark that means whatever you want it to mean.
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people are confused by the user manual and force you to destroy it
I invented the zO-ifier anything you use it on becomes a zO
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Unfortunately, you forgot the batteries for it :D
I invent a pineapple machine, which makes free pineapples.
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sponge bob takes your machine so he can have infinite homes
I invent the Famcraft-izer which puts us all in famcraft. us not us controlling a program
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Unfortunately, you miswired it so it took you to The Matrix instead.
I invent a gadget that can do magic. ("Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic")
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people decide that a machine that can do magic is ill-logical and destroy it
I invent a gadget that makes it rain sausages!!
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A sausage falls on you gadget and breaks it.
I invent a machine that can't be broken.
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the way your machine keeps from being broken is to break itself xD
I invent the Iron cloner 4000 which makes clones of ME 8)
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Unfortunately, you're too complicated to make clones of yourself <3 So, your machine breaks.
I invent the anti-wind device which causes me to avoid the effect of the wind. (srsly... It feels like -12 degrees where I live. That's -24.111 degrees celcius)
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I re wire your anti wind device and now it does the opposite of its job and makes you experience wind all the time.
I invent the Rowan 2.0 which makes the original Rowan redundant D:
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Unfortunately, Rowan is too awesome to be redundant, and he wrecks your machine.
I invent a machine that turns the person inside the machine into a butterfly.
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someone from the future comes back in time and steps on the butterfly which destroys time and your machine (which then creates a paradox)
I invent a invent-a-gadget gadget that auto makes millions of gadgets
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Unfortunately, it only makes copies of itself.
I invent a gadget that makes potions to put into the other forum game.
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the potions all break inside of the machine and it turns into a octopus-lily-frog hybrid :O
I invent the...
Text mover 3000!
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Unfortunately, your gadget had already been invented.
I invent the gadget that brews potions that does math problems to brew potions to invent gadgets.
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Unfortunately, the pads don't transmit the learning correctly, and you wind up failing all your classes.
I invent the writer gadget which writes exactly what you want, when you want, where you want, and how you want without the user having to do anything.
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I need that gadget irl :P anyway...
It has very bad handwriting so everything it writes is impossible to read.
I invent the sea stopper 3000 it stops giant waves from hitting the beach :D
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Unfortuantely, it fails to work underwater and shorts out.
I invent the dishwashing robot, who unloads the dishwasher for you :D
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it works until you put a octopus in the dishwasher it doesn't know where to put it so it shorts out
I invented the terraformer 9000 capable of terraforming any thing in seconds (would have saved me about 3-5 hours if it was real)
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You try to terraform air, and your gadget breaks.
I invent a gadget that allows anyone to travel faster than the speed of light.
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it works but the people cant stop running and you can never see them again D:
I invent the almost 200th post-a-tron which allows you to see when someone's almost at their 200th post
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Your invention is already invented. It's called the number next to "Posts" :P
I invent elect-a-tron-ic (as opposed to electronic) gadget, that allows you to elect characters from Tron to positions of power.
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a creepy tron alien steals and destroys you machine
I invented a A6 N/S Tank made of a rare material unknown to most (which I am not at liberty to discuss because its x5 stronger then diamond) that fires a plasma beam using a nuclear power rod made out of another rare material (same as before) that is strong enough to destroy a star, but not a A6 tank.
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Unfortunately, it malfunctions and blows up.
I invent a cookie machine that gives everyone on the server cookies.
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The first cookie gets stuck which causes a build up of cookies throughout the machine causing it to eventually blow itself up.
I invent the ~SongWriter 8X-937A that writes the song the user wants.
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the instructions are to hard to understand so people throw them out of their window xD
I invent the 8) face 2.0 it puts a 8) face when it will look the best in your post
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I defenestrate your faces.
I invent a real TARDIS.
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sadly you forgot to install a doctor app in case it back fires and you were exterminated.
I invent the clever doctor 1200 which gives you all the cleverness of the doctor
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you need to fight trees but it doesn't work on wood objects because it is sonic. lol
I invent the dalek-izer which turns anything you put in it into a dalek. Exterminate!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into oblivion. LOL
I invent the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator.
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I think that's has been invented already so as that's against this forum game's rules, I invent a banning machine to ban you for breaking this forum game's rules :3
(kinda destroyed and invented in the same sentence there ^)
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the daleks remotely reverse its polarity and it fires the wrong way. *dalek- hpotter has finally been destroyed now to move on to Iron. :O I'm next lol
I invent the never end izer which makes a never ending stream of random text
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you spill orange juice on it and it shorts out @_@
I invent the random Iron a tron which says random quotes from me 24/7
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you get struck by lightning while holding it and become a dalek
I invent the Thanks giver (not to be confused with thanksgiving) it says thank you/ thanks so people never have to type them out again
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It breaks and says swear words instead
I invent the book fixer, It fixes the ending of books/there series. So you can read a happy ending instead of the main character dying
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But the machine gets a sword and starts killing off characters.
I invent the Potato of DOOM! It may contain dairy.
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the potato's only weakness is dairy and as it has dairy in it it is as useless as a normal potato
I invent a TheIronCreeper mark 3 and now the three iron creepers take over the world *thunder crash* check *evil laughter* check *world domination* check
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The skeletons shoot the creepers as it is fake iron
I invent the Music disc spawned so we can have different music in minecraft
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There's to many sr mods i invent a hacker protection agency
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the agency is griefed and as its staff are not staff you cant see who did it
I invent the star trek-izer 3000
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Star Wars is better than Star Trek
Star Gates in singuplayer vanilla mc
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as you have a plugin in the world it is no longer vanilla ;D
I invent the very random device, it does nothing its just well... Random
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They become evil and kill you
I invent the Invent a gadget-izer to help you invent gadgets
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I then invent the break all invent a gadget-izers gadget which breaks your machine
^ destroyed by inventing there
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I smash your machine with a wrecking ball. oops ::)
I invent a food machine which makes the food you want in 3.002 seconds flat
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I invent a angry dude and he pushes your dude off a bridge xD
Who can defeat my angry dude :o
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I invent a sheep-izer which turns whatever you blast it with into a sheep. oh look an angry dude to test it on >:D
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The angry dude acidenatly breaks ur machine
I invent a calculator XD
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as that has been invented you are SUED
I invent a random-izer you guessed it it randomizes things XD
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as that has been invented you are SUED
I invent a suing machine that sues people for me.
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you get into legal trouble because your machine isn't a legal lawyer
I invented a self driving, self repairing, and self maintaining car
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you are pulled over cos u werent driving
i invent a machine that eats pie
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it goes out of control and it eats every pie past, present, and future (using a TARDIS of course)
I invent the Doctor alert 3000 it sends an alert to the Doctor if the Earth is in danger
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as you are not a time lord there is a LARGE flaw in your design... you made it smaller on the inside instead of larger (so small you can only fit a blade of grass in it)
I invent a random Iron 2.3 wjich makes everything a random me 8)
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You make everything you, which is ridiculously boring.
I invent a free GFX program :I (I can never find one)
btw, #99thReply
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to run it you need to download software that isn't free so no one uses it
I invent a map art builder 4000 which builds map arts so you don't have to
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Your map art 4000 makes a map art of itself and blows up
I build a super amazingly awesome mega power cool tank thing (SAAMPCTT)
Ps it doesn't malfunction >:)
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It malfunctions XD
I invent a textbook of everything in the history of people
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You make everything you, which is ridiculously boring.
I invent a free GFX program :I (I can never find one)
btw, #99thReply
just a after thought at this point but... everything being me, boring? I laugh (and with everything being me, everything in existence laughs) >:D
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I built a gadget that tells me what an entire abandoned mineshaft looks like before entering
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i build a gadget that makes ur gadget malfuntion
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The other gadget jumps on urs, and shreds it into, well, shreds
I create the Chip-a-tron! It lets you play famcraft WHILE eating ur fave kind of chips!
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Your favorite type of chips are no longer made ( no more sour cream and onion chips for me :'() and so it no longer works
I invent the socks storm-a-tron which makes a storm out of socks when activated :O
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ps- Fave chips are sour cream and onion too!
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The real storm of socks comes and makes a socks of storms
I invent a iron creeper
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BTW same favorite chip high five!
Anyway...
As I have obviously been invented (you all didn't know I was a robot did you :O) I sue you!
I invent a time machine so I can go back in time to invent myself (minds blown yet?) >:D
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(minds blown yet?) >:D
Yep.
good
Anyway...
You start using your invention for nefarious purposes so the doctor comes. He stops you and destroys your invention (but not before using it to bring rose back to this universe.
I invent the wb 2000 which automatically welcomes players back so you don't have to write it out.
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The players write a code of conduct stating that that would kinda be a afk pool :/
I create a earplug holder.... &1 THAT CLEANS THEM
(ps does some of the text look blue? if not... FAIL)
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it cleans them so well that it cleans them out of existence
I invent the turn that frown around-a-tron which turns any frown into a smile ;D
(also none of the text looked blue :O)