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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: NickApokalypse on July 31, 2018, 04:44:23 PM

Title: Make me laugh!
Post by: NickApokalypse on July 31, 2018, 04:44:23 PM
Hey guys it's NickApokalypse. I know I have not been on much so I decided to do a little something here. The rules of the competito are as following:

1. Post a joke in this discussion.
(Please make sure this follows all famcraft rules.)
2. On August 15th, maybe later  ::), I will go through all of the jokes and pick my top four favorites.
3. If there are two of the same jokes, I will only count the one that is first posted.
4. Please include the answer of the joke in your post.
5. You are limited to one joke per player.

Prizes

1st Place: 350,000 famcoins

2nd Place: 200,000 famcoins

3rd Place: 100,000 famcoins

4th Place: 65,000 famcoins

If I really enjoyed your joke, but it did not make the leader board you will receive the prize below:

30,000 famcoins
1 diamond block
1 beacon

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: AgentRockStar on July 31, 2018, 11:25:05 PM
I dunno, Minecraft jokes are pretty square...

 ;)
AgentMum
Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Future_Gamer123 on August 01, 2018, 04:52:13 PM
Did you hear about the Minecraft Move?
It was a BLOCK-buster. :P
Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: ladywolf_ on August 02, 2018, 04:57:47 PM
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Frumpytrout on August 05, 2018, 03:39:47 PM
Hear about the creeper that went to a party?
He Had A BLAST!
Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: trent on August 06, 2018, 04:55:41 PM
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or girl? Place it in water, if it sinks, its a girl ant, if it floats, it is boy-ant
Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: ChrisKnight44 on August 07, 2018, 09:46:13 AM
Last week I went to a comedy club for Zombies to perform once.  They are a tough crowd, they groaned at every joke I made.  When I finished, I passed a couple skeleton waiters on the way out and they appeared pretty rattled.  Maybe comedy isn't my thing :P

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: NickApokalypse on August 15, 2018, 06:01:56 PM
Winners are:

1st Trent
2nd Chris knight
3rd lady wolf
4th AgentRockstar


Feautured:
Frumpy trout
Future gamer