Hello. I now go by FirstTiger, but you may remember me as something different. I started out as b0bby1025, a long time ago. After I got some money for my 12th birthday I donated 5$ to my favorite Minecraft server and sold iron for hours to become PenguinMan. Then I took a long break from Minecraft, as it was a very “childish” thing to do in middle school. After the break I returned, changing my name to NightShark115. I was that for a few days. I then settled on Hobbes, Calvin’s companion. It was as Hobbes that I made a mistake.

   It was a silly mistake, one with no reason and no excuse that will most certainly not be made again in the future. It started with a click on a big green download button. It ended with me dragging the file Xray.zip into my resourcepacks folder. With sweaty hands and a rapid heartbeat, I logged on to Famcraft. In my mineshaft, I looked around. Diamonds everywhere. I told myself that I just wanted to see if it worked, but after 5 trips to the Trademall, I found myself in a glowstone room with light blue signs. I ran over to the signs, zooming in on the Bright text. It read “Rules”. I knew I was done. I started to cry a little. Suddenly the silent chat popped up.
ReubensCherub: Hello b0bby1025. Are you familiar with the Famcraft rules?
B0bby1025: Yes
   
   As you can guess, it ended with 8th grade me heartbroken. I’ll admit it. The first thing I did was think of excuses. “I was having a bad day.” “I didn’t mean to.” After doing that and passing the blame around to anyone but myself, I went to my room and sat in silence. My mom called me down to dinner. I didn’t eat much, and when asked what was wrong I said I had a stomach ache. I went to bed. Over the next week, I sat in bed at night sadly remembering my days as a Famcrafter. Then I forgot about it. For around 7 months.
The other day, I overheard some people talking about the “Totally epic ironic Minecraft session they had.” I thought of my Minecraft days, building anything my mind could think of. I thought of all the times I beat my friends in PvP. But I mostly thought of the time I spent on my most visited server. I thought of all my FamCraft Friends.

   Please keep in mind that this was a while ago so some things may not be relevant anymore and I may just get names wrong.

I would like to apologize. First, to the Staff team, that presumably had to make an important decision. Sorry for causing 1 more unnecessary problem.  I would like to apologize to Cougar1990 to whom I sold my dirty Diamonds too. Sorry for all the trouble I may have caused. I would like to apologize to anyone else who came in contact with my filthy jewels. I would like to apologize to BradBoy, whom I think of as my best FamCraft Friend. Thanks for being there. I would like to apologize to IronBlu, someone I worked a lot with at our clan base. I would like to apologize to all the clan Magic members. Sorry for giving us a bad name. I would like to apologize to Kenny/ANinjaHobo, someone who I always superstitiously thought didn’t like me, and I liked very much. Thanks for taking me in. I would like to apologize to everyone, especially if we talked a bunch and I forgot about you. Don’t take it personally.

   I ask everyone for their forgiveness. I ask everyone to not think of me as a bad person. I ask the staff to let me be wb’d by the friendly players on the only server I would write a multi-page unban plea for.

   Whatever decision you make I thank you, and hope you can forgive me.

Wake up at 5, milk the cows, plant stuff, do whatever farmers do, go to bed, repeat. That's the daily life of a farmer according to some book my little sister has. Seems like a nice life, and it pays the bills. But along came the auto farms. Able to churn out sugar, melons, pumpkins and wheat at rates farmers could barely make in a month. The farmer is slowly being put out of business by machines. There's one thing machines can't do, and that is craft. Farmers sometimes craft hoes to till the soil of their farms, which have to be massive to compete in today's economy. If only farmers got paid for crafting food. That was to whole point of all these words. To ask if you can add food crafting to Farmers payroll. And if they do get paid for crating food, you can disregard this entire paragraph.