Top 10 noob moments:
10)I recently figured out that you can shift click on all openable items to place near it.
9) When i placed a bed in the nether for the first time, i died, then thought it was a glitch and did it again. I saw a pattern eventually.
8)When i boasted about being amazing at redstone and then i saw thoatt's tree farm. So much redstone.
7)When i thought that the reason the tilled dirt kept going back and getting smooshed was because it didnt have enough water... but i just kept jumping on it by accident
6)when i thought a lever was a torch that you could put up or down, but could not light up.
6.5) looking for the fluid to light the lever torch
5)When i played for the very first time i dug a tunnel with my bare hands into a hill, thought that there had to be an easier way to mine this grey stuff.
4) When i tried to mine obsidian with a wooden pick
3) Anytime i used a golden tool and thought-"This is Awesome!"
2) When i first saw a creeper and thought it was a bush. And then it walked and i got really scared.
1) The first time i got diamonds i lost my stone pick and mined it with a wooden pick. Then i accused someone of stealing my diamonds when i got none XD.
I was such a noob then, though i still am now.
!Noob at heart! Noob Forever! :P