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« on: January 29, 2016, 12:11:32 AM »
I stole your 103,397,028 iron ingots from the cookie jar.
Who stole the 2,872,139 iron golems I made using the stolen iron from the cookie jar?
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« on: December 29, 2015, 06:57:08 PM »
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« on: December 29, 2015, 06:52:04 PM »
Port Salut. Best cheese there is!
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« on: December 29, 2015, 06:47:36 PM »
I dunno about that scary game. Anyways, I'll take the plain ol' chips. Can't stand the cheese on my fingers.
Here is a tricky one: would you rather have jump boost 100 and take no fall damage or have speed 100 and be able to run up short walls?
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« on: December 29, 2015, 06:42:46 PM »
C. Ohai lobs a famcoin toward Steve and Gaz but misses and lands the coin in a conveniently placed wishing well. A mysterious voice, audible only to him, grumbles deeply, "OHAI!!! You have awakened the Fantastic Friender of the Famcraft Fortune Fountain! You have one wish and one wish only. How can I help you?" Ohara considers his options. He could:
A. Switch places with anyone
B. Unblock all of the lava pits and lakes
C. TP anywhere in the world
D. Have Steve and Gaz only be able to hear his voice forever and ever
E. Retrieve Mr. Muffins the pufferfish
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« on: December 22, 2015, 11:52:52 PM »
I think it is beautiful! I really like the glow stone heart. That is pretty cool.
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« on: December 12, 2015, 06:18:42 PM »
Time to mutate them into melons  Pumpkins shall never win
I dunno. I think carrots would be way better. I mean, imagine being chased by a hoard of carrot-headed zombies followed by an even bigger group of pigs and rabbits. Now that is truly terrifying.
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« on: December 02, 2015, 09:42:11 PM »
D. Ohai almost digs himself out until he sees MatthijsZeven riding his pig, Sir Narpius. He decides to holler with all of his might. The fences all shatter but he finds an impenetrable wall of gravel blocking his path and hanging precariously over his head.
Next,
A. MatthijsZeven and his trusty steed hear the loud cries Ohai and dig him out.
B. Ohai attracts the attention of a curious chicken.
C. The gravel all falls in an entertaining fashion.
D. PixelProne's box army comes to Ohai's aid and gobbles up the gravel.
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« on: December 02, 2015, 09:28:14 PM »
I stole your box army from the cookie jar to see if there were any milk duds left.
Who stole the lox and bagels from the cookie jar?
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« on: December 02, 2015, 09:24:01 PM »
I would rather eat the kit-Katz any day. Besides, I already have the paper boat navy  . Would you rather eat cold tacos or hot ice cream?
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« on: December 02, 2015, 09:21:16 PM »
Can light matter eat beige matter and dark matter swirled as a frozen yogurt flavor instead of just one?
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« on: November 12, 2015, 11:00:13 PM »
Since you brewed a potion of invincibility, the only reasonable choice would be to make a potion of uninvincibility.
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« on: November 12, 2015, 10:57:57 PM »
Victory parade for winning clan
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« on: November 12, 2015, 10:57:04 PM »
I ban you for suggesting that Ohai is banned for not saying the clothes are dandelion yellow without unbanning me for saying so.
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« on: November 11, 2015, 11:00:47 PM »
I ban you for dying my clothes green
I ban you for wearing those green clothes.
I ban you for believing those green clothes are green when they are clearly dandelion yellow.
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