Gen, my apologies. Your request required extra processing time because I forgot to consider the fact that you are A Gen. Unfortunately, I will have to deny your request at this time. I am also afraid I can not allow you to resubmit this request.
Kitty, I am sorry, but you have included an invalid reason for your sadness. Your request has been denied.
DawBro- No early request. We have been in the process of reviewing our policy on Camel-related sadness. It is now completely and eternally prohibited, therefore your request is null and void.
Rundrop, your very reasonable request has been carefully considered. Unfortunately, we simply can not allow you you to be sad at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply.
