Beware the vegetables!

[NickApokalypse]

As you all know, the king of the evil vegetables, zucchini, is plotting to raise his army.
His minion, brussel sprout is going to grow more of his asparagus! So if you don't like vegetables, then just remember that you are (kind of) saving the Earth when you eat one! So if I were you, eat your vegetables! I must go, a green bean us coming! Remember, eat your vegetables..

[FrodoRose]

You should of seen it yesterday! A giant thing of cabbage came and sucked me inside of it! I found a fork laying on the cabbage ground, their was only one thing left to do... hit it with the fork until a big enough hole formed to climb out! I kept throwing the fork at it, a hole never formed... Then I looked to the floor again to make sure there was no more things I could use, and their wasn't.

"Oh," I said. "Or I could just eat my way out!...But I hate cabbage!" So right now I'm writing this post from inside a large cabbage. So if you are board go climb in a cabbage, I need some company 

[NickApokalypse]

Ok I coming with giant guinea pig