I've been singing this to myself for several months now. Decided to share.
This goes with the music of Petula Clark's 1965 hit "Downtown." Google it. No, not the other one, the version sung by Petula Clark. Ok, heard the music now? Proceed.
Famcraft!
By NeedMoreSheep
When you feel weird and life is making you weary, you are welcome here:
Famcraft!
Get paid for jobs (just read the signs at the lobby where you first appear).
Famcraft!
Now listen to the chorus of the players "welcome back"-ing.
'Port yourself to /home, you can escape the mobs attacking.
No griefing here...
Our creepers won't bust your block.
You can set up at the mall, sell some stuff and restock.
Here on Famcraft!
Lift signs on every floor!
Famcraft!
I'll /cunlock the door.
Famcraft!
Come and request a tour how...
Staff's always near to keep us all in good cheer, and offer help as well.
Famcraft!
If you're in deep, they may remind you to sleep (and I mean I.R.L.).
Famcraft!
And you may find someone to mine
And build and join a clan with,
Set Precious Stone permissions, PVP, and plot and plan with.
^Hugs all around.
Let's /warp to that Stargate hall.
We'll visit wilderness spots, and attractions, and all of it...
Famcraft!
Come see my Wasteland base.
Famcraft!
(Best wear your pumpkin face.)
Famcraft!
I've found no better place, wow!
Famcraft!
I've gotta Feed The Beast.
Famcraft!
Just half an hour, at least.
Famcraft!
By balance increased by ten thou...
Famcraft!
Type "/back" if you get dead.
Famcraft!
Your stuff's there - with your head!
Famcraft!
I don't want to go to bed now!
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Well there's my Unofficial Famcraft Theme Song.
What's yours?