Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then a new form of virus, called a Fynx gets released, and you get them ;-;

I wish that my internet was as fast as it used to be...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. Now your computer is fast. However, everything else in the world slows down. Traffic takes hours, and you can never get anything done because it takes too long.

I wish that I had a cool halloween costume

[ApolloMew]

Wish Granted, but when you stand on the side of a street, a car speeds by you, spraying mud all over your costume.

I wish we weren't the only one's posting XD

[LightBulbasaur]

Wish granted, I post this.. But it's the last post ever

I wish minecraft removed rabbit stew

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. Minecraft removes rabbit stew. Unfortunately, that was the main food source in 1.8, so everyone starves constantly, and getting tired of starving, most people stop playing Minecraft.

I wish that I didn't have to wish something.

[ApolloMew]

Granted...now what?

I wish that Rowan did something...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. Rowan did something, but then wished that he hadn't, so we are back where we started.

I wish that school was more fun.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, it is more fun, but since it is more fun, less work gets done. So you get a lot more homework.

I wish that I didn't have to write an essay for class.

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You don't have to write an essay for class. Instead, you have to prepare a twenty minute speech, and then give the speech to your class...WITHOUT NOTES!!!

I wish that I thought biology was more interesting.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, you think it is more interesting, but it actually isn't.

Btw, I already need to do those speeches .

I wish that I didn't have to do those speeches...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You don't have to do those speeches. But because you don't give the speeches, you fail the class.

I wish that I didn't have to take as many notes.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then you have to do more work on your assignments.

I wish that I had a fluffy blanket.

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You get a fluffy blanket, but then it gets washed and ruined.

I wish my room wasn't so hot.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, you room becomes cooler, unfortunately, it becomes -40 degrees in your room... so you need to leave your room.

I wish that I didn't need glasses.

[Bush2003]

Wish granted!  You don't need glasses because you have gone blind and can't see at all.

I wish I could take a vacation to recover from my vacation!