Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You found FamCraft sooner. However, there were fewer players at the beginning, so you got bored and left...never to return...

I wish that I didn't die on the first day of Humans Vs. Zombies at my school XO    (similar to minecraft, except "zombies" don't actually kill you, you try to survive using nerf weapons/socks/giant marshmellows, and you have to complete missions without getting turned into a zombie. It's a lot of fun)

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but then after one second on the second day, a zombie gets you.

I wish I also had found Famcraft sooner (I joined right before the 1st anniversary)

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted, you join famcraft sooner. But, you soon got bored with MineCraft, because it was not as awesome as it is today. :3

I wish for a potato. kthxbai

[Bush2003]

You get a poisoned potato instead! 

I wish I had 100,000,000 Famcoins!

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You get 100m Famcoins. However, you get banned for hacking. XO

I wish that people would buy from my shop more often.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, people buy from your shop, so much, that you run out of things to sell, and then you lose your money due to a server glitch ;-;

I wish for a pineapple

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You get your pineapple, but Spongebob takes it under the sea to live in it.

I wish I had less homework.

[mathfreak2]

You stole my wish ._.

Wish Granted. You have less homework. Unfortunately, this means that each assignment you do get is weighted more heavily on your grade. You happen to fail one assignment and are stuck at a lower grade than you would like for the rest of the semester/trimester/quarter/block/other.

I wish I understood matrices...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You understand matrices. Unfortunately for you, no one else does, so you have to keep explaining it to everyone until you are completely sick of matrices.

(I only know how to do matrices on my calculator... XD)

I wish that I didn't have to write papers for my music class.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but then you need to write papers for your math class. Oh well.

I wish that Rowan told me what matrices meant...

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. He tells you what matrices means. Unfortunately, he explains it in a way that just uses more complicated vocabulary (i.e "In computer science, matrices are a kind of data structure used for mass storage of information. In mathematics, they are a two dimensional array in which you can perform certain kinds of operations including elementary row operations. Vectors, which have both magnitude and direction, can exist in any number of dimensions and are a kind of matrix where either the number of columns or rows is one. A couple of fundamental values associated with matrices are rank, which is the number of linearly independent rows and/or columns, and nullity, which is the dimension of the basis of the matrix's null space.")

I wish I had more time.

(P.S. For a better explanation of what a matrix is, imagine a list of numbers. Now imagine a list of lists of numbers. That's a matrix.)

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted. You have all the time in the world. Unfortunately, in order to gain your extra time, you never sleep, and get incredibly tired.

I wish I were better at woodworking

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, you are amazing at woodworking, unfortunately, a beaver attacks you, and steals all of your wood D:

I wish for a suit.

Wish Granted. He tells you what matrices means. Unfortunately, he explains it in a way that just uses more complicated vocabulary (i.e "In computer science, matrices are a kind of data structure used for mass storage of information. In mathematics, they are a two dimensional array in which you can perform certain kinds of operations including elementary row operations. Vectors, which have both magnitude and direction, can exist in any number of dimensions and are a kind of matrix where either the number of columns or rows is one. A couple of fundamental values associated with matrices are rank, which is the number of linearly independent rows and/or columns, and nullity, which is the dimension of the basis of the matrix's null space.")

I wish I had more time.

(P.S. For a better explanation of what a matrix is, imagine a list of numbers. Now imagine a list of lists of numbers. That's a matrix.)

I know what a matrix is.... and I understand about 65% of the terms you used XD

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now have a suit. However, it is too small for you, but you still have to wear it to formal occasions because it is the only suit you have.

I wish my Famcraft didn't crash XD

[mathfreak2]

Wish granted. You have all the time in the world. Unfortunately, in order to gain your extra time, you never sleep, and get incredibly tired.

I wish I were better at woodworking

Correct, two nights ago I didn't sleep... ._.

Wish Granted. You now have a suit. However, it is too small for you, but you still have to wear it to formal occasions because it is the only suit you have.

I wish my Famcraft didn't crash XD

Wish Granted. Your FamCraft doesn't crash. Unfortunately, the FamCraft server itself crashes less than a minute after you get on.

I wish I didn't have 58 pages of reading to do in the next 2 hours...