Nah, Florida has THE WORST roads in ALL of 'Murica! In the winter, we get about a whole 0.0001 mm of frost all over the place! ;-; And its always such a pain to clear all the sno- uhh, dirt off the paths from all the squirrels running all over the freez- ...sweltering hot yard every day.
Florida man...
It's just sooo cold here!