A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-

[LightBulbasaur]

     RULES... Yea it has rules...
Please post ONLY family friendly content here, it's a family friendly server, it is also a family friendly forum Don't answer to a joke/riddle you posted, also you can offer hints

How it works, I start with a joke *Insert family friendly joke/riddle here* then the next person would put *answer* And *Another family friendly joke/riddle hope y'all like it <33

I'll start with one

What has 18 legs and catches flies (Hint: Luke loves this thing )

[Domsters931]

A iron golem

[LightBulbasaur]

A: you didn't post another joke
B: wrong :/
C: it's a baseball team

[Lord_Puggy]

What is fluffy plays on famcraft and name begins with a P

[LightBulbasaur]

Umm Puggy :p it's you

What's bright rhymes with bright and likes to be bright? It starts with L

[Domsters931]

Uhh dark. Duhh. But in case I'm wrong I'm gonna go with light too.
What is white like clucky the chicken, makes sounds like clucky the chicken, and the same shape as clucky the chicken.

[LightBulbasaur]

Cluck the chickens twin brother???


A car is driving north, he turnes left then right then right then left then right, which way is he driving?

[TheAwesome_Miner]

Forwards...? Idk

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

[vespamartio]

Shadow

 I run over the fields and woods all day, under the bed at night i sit not alone, my toung hangs out my rear, and i wait to be filled in the morning. What am I?

@stitch and chris dont you dare give away the answer q_q

[Luca_B123]

erm.. is it a shoe?

What has 4 legs when it's young, two when its older, and 3 when its elderly? If you know about the Greek Gods, you probably shall know this riddle.

[bknysnake]

The good o sphinx riddle lol

A man, he crawls as a baby, grows up and walks on two feet, then as an elderly he uses a cane which makes 3.

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

[LightBulbasaur]

Corn on the cob, one of my favorite foods

What is +

A:
B:
C:

[TheAwesome_Miner]

Err... he had a long face? *Insert rim-shot here* :I

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

[Domsters931]

Nerves?

What is my name? What is my dog? What is my cat?

[dcm121kd35]

You can see nerves, just under a microscope