Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[Andy_Chan]

Granted! You build the most beautiful home in all famcraft! but sadly you focused too much on making it look pretty that forgot place protection diamond blocks and now the fire caused by storms burn down your beautiful house!

I wish IRC would let me change the usernames from white to other color.

[Wild_Chris]

Wish granted. You can now change your colors on irc but the only colors you can change it to is white and pearl white.

I wish I was an assassin

[Wild_Chris]

wish granted. you are not fully awake and can never sleep again you can only take care of your kids and go on famcraft.

i wish minecraft was real o.o

[Magimester]

Granted, minecraft is real. However, with no circles the modern world doesnt function and is destroyed .

I wish I had infinte powers of darkness

[Wild_Chris]

wish granted. you now have unlimited powers of darkness and ruler of everything and have an army of little people. Then i lead an assassin guild to kill you and your followers.

i wish i was a big daddy from bioshock.

[darrencchiang]

Too bad, the big mama kills you, i wished i have no wish...

[Magimester]

Granted you no longer have any wish. None whatsoever. Not even a wish to live. You die

I wish I could play video games forever.

[darrencchiang]

u die of playing video games nonstop for 11 hours (really happened to someone) I wish I can have a bit more time to play in Famcraft.

[Magimester]

You get a bit more time. Unfortunately, this time is taken from your social life, until you have no connection with anybody IRL.

I wish there were more smileys for the forums.

[bknysnake]

wish granted, so many smileys added, the site is spammed by them, and you regret your wish.

I wish I could connect to the server already.

[Magimester]

You can connect to the server now. However, now you can never disconnect. You are forced to constantly be on the server, even when everybody left, and you became mad with sadness and loneliness.

[pojeh]

Mag you forgot to make a wish!
What do I corrupt? D:

[Magimester]

My wish is that the post time continium would have realized that I made a wish and displayed it properly so I wouldn't be shamed like this

[pojeh]

Your wish is granted. I can now see your wish and thus I never asked you what your wish was and you never answered with your wish that the space time continuum displayed your wish... so it wasn't displayed and I asked what your....
OH GOD YOU CREATED A PARADOX
I sure wish the paradox reapers don't show up and kill us all!

[Magimester]

Granted, they don't show up and kill us all, because they had already done this, due to the Paradox.

I wish I had necromancing skills, so that I could bend all your souls to my will in the afterlife.