Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted. It is November 24 but everyone else thinks it is November 22 so everyone keeps saying "It's November 23!!" over and over again until your head explodes.

I wish for a ton of Christmas presents 

[miacamp]

Granted, but when you start to open all of your presents they all turn into evil robot-presents (and since there are so many you are powerless to stop them) and then escape your house and explode the world

I wish I didn't have 4 tests on Monday

[xChaosxRipperx]

Granted, But you find out they are rescheduled to tuesday with even more tests.

I wish for a unlimited soda fountain

[RealAndrewH]

Granted, but eventually you will explode from all the soda and carbon dioxide in your body.  .
I wish all the world's problems would end...

[BretBuscus]

Wish granted. All of the problems in the world go away, but people get bored, and decide to cause new problems, leading to the complete obliteration of the earth.

I wish I could sleep.

[miacamp]

Granted, but you end up sleeping TOO much and miss the next 8 decades. When you wake up, there are like flying cars and jazz and so much new technology that your head explodes

I wish that my cat would stop stepping on my keyboard to get my attention (like she is right now)

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, but instead she poops everywhere to get your attention

I wish i was not afraid of dogs (unfortunately i am)

[Rundrop]

Granted, you are not afraid of dogs. Instead you praise them for all eternity and can never take your eyes off them, or stop petting them.

I wish I could travel to other planets.

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, but you went to the planet of metal spikes, and you died immediatly

i wish i had a cake now XD

[Demography]

Granted, but you become fat after eating it.

I wish for a pencil

[BretBuscus]

Granted. You get a pencil. It's very sharp. You begin running around with it. You trip, poke yourself in the belly, and die. (From a non-fatal wound.)

I wish... hmm... I wiiish.... HMMM.... I WISH!!!! Idk... what do I wish? That's for you to decide.

[RealAndrewH]

You wish to die. Nothing to explain here XD
I wish I could get a new phone...

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, you get a new phone, but you buy it from ebay and never receive your item and you pay for it!

I wish I had the most money on Famcraft 

[BretBuscus]

You receive a gift from an anonymous player, and in it holds billions upon billions of FamCoins. You then realize that you've made a mistake accepting the gift, as it left you with pointless jobs and nothing to spend it on. You get bored and leave Famcraft.

I wish I was smarter.

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, your brain explodes

i want to go to minecon next year