Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted. But then spelling is harder for you.

I wish that I have a free coupon for unlimited vanilla tea <3

(If y'all hadn't noticed, I love anything vanilla XD)

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You have a free coupon for unlimited vanilla tea. However, there is no store specified on the coupon, so you can't use it anywhere.

I wish that Halloween came sooner.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, as of granting this, it is one day sooner, so I can't really corrupt it ;-;

[Bush2003]

You didn't make a wish, Mickey!

[ApolloMew]

Since I couldn't corrupt his wish, I couldn't make a wish.

[Bush2003]

Ok then... I will go. 

I wish Mickey hadn't broken the game by not making a wish!   

[Domsters931]

Mickey...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. Mickey didn't break the game, because I am refreshing the game!

I wish that TV commercials weren't so loud.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted. Now commercials have no sound and you're dying to know what the announcers are saying.
I wish I was tired

[nutmeg456]

you're dying to know what the announcers are saying.

Honestly, I don't think I would be...they talk too fast anyway.

Wish Granted. You are now tired. So tired, in fact, that you go to bed, and don't wake up for weeks. Good luck catching up on everything.

I wish that people would be more friendly to each other.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, people are more friendly to each other, unfortunately, it lasts for a total of 3 minutes.

I wish that I could fly.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted. U won 1 free 1 min airplane flight
I wish I knew what my dog was thinking

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, then you find out he never thinks about anything but food.

I wish for a whistle

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You get a whistle. Sadly, it's a silent whistle. You can't hear it at all.

I wish that I could get a TV in my room.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but you don't have a remote, so every time you want to turn up the volume, or change a channel, you need to get up and press the buttons to change it.