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Title: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
Post by: LightBulbasaur on July 10, 2014, 01:11:47 PM
     RULES... Yea it has rules...
Please post ONLY family friendly content here, it's a family friendly server, it is also a family friendly forum :) Don't answer to a joke/riddle you posted, also you can offer hints :)

How it works, I start with a joke *Insert family friendly joke/riddle here* then the next person would put *answer* And *Another family friendly joke/riddle :D hope y'all like it <33

I'll start with one :)

What has 18 legs and catches flies :o (Hint: Luke loves this thing :) )
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 10, 2014, 01:14:09 PM
A iron golem
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Post by: LightBulbasaur on July 10, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
A: you didn't post another joke
B: wrong :/
C: it's a baseball team :P
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Post by: Lord_Puggy on July 10, 2014, 02:59:18 PM
What is fluffy plays on famcraft and name begins with a P
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Post by: LightBulbasaur on July 10, 2014, 03:23:55 PM
Umm Puggy :p it's you :D

What's bright rhymes with bright and likes to be bright? It starts with L
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 10, 2014, 03:48:56 PM
Uhh dark. Duhh. But in case I'm wrong I'm gonna go with light too.
What is white like clucky the chicken, makes sounds like clucky the chicken, and the same shape as clucky the chicken.
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Post by: LightBulbasaur on July 10, 2014, 07:00:22 PM
Cluck the chickens twin brother???


A car is driving north, he turnes left then right then right then left then right, which way is he driving?
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Post by: TheAwesome_Miner on July 10, 2014, 07:04:18 PM
Forwards...? Idk :P

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
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Post by: vespamartio on July 12, 2014, 02:16:24 PM
Shadow

 I run over the fields and woods all day, under the bed at night i sit not alone, my toung hangs out my rear, and i wait to be filled in the morning. What am I?

@stitch and chris dont you dare give away the answer q_q
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Post by: Luca_B123 on July 16, 2014, 10:57:04 AM
erm.. is it a shoe?

What has 4 legs when it's young, two when its older, and 3 when its elderly? If you know about the Greek Gods, you probably shall know this riddle.
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Post by: bknysnake on July 16, 2014, 01:26:06 PM
The good o sphinx riddle lol

A man, he crawls as a baby, grows up and walks on two feet, then as an elderly he uses a cane which makes 3.

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
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Post by: LightBulbasaur on July 16, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
Corn on the cob, one of my favorite foods

What is :) + :)

A: :D
B: :(
C: ;)
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Post by: TheAwesome_Miner on July 18, 2014, 09:33:00 PM
Err... he had a long face? *Insert rim-shot here* :I

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 19, 2014, 10:24:27 AM
Nerves?

What is my name? What is my dog? What is my cat?
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Post by: dcm121kd35 on July 19, 2014, 11:39:31 AM
You can see nerves, just under a microscope  :P
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 19, 2014, 01:53:21 PM
Come on! There has been 3 posts since my riddle and no one has even tried to anwser..
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Post by: vespamartio on July 20, 2014, 12:12:11 AM
I thinks the reason for that is because it doesnt come across as a riddle p_p but I  think the answer is "What"

The one who made it doesnt want it, the one who needs it doesnt know it, and the one who wants it doesnt use it. what is it?
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Post by: DrewsMagicMonkey on July 20, 2014, 01:28:58 AM
Uhhh a donor sword? The one who makes it (admins) does not want it (they give it to the donators) the one who needs it (a player who needs a op sword to fight the zombies) and the one who wants it doesnt get it. (Lots of players want a donor sword but cant donate)

What is faster then the eye. People get confused watching. And i love?
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Post by: vespamartio on July 20, 2014, 09:46:33 AM
the answer to mine was coffin

umm, magic?

When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?

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Post by: dcm121kd35 on July 20, 2014, 10:03:09 AM
Cluck the chickens twin brother???


A car is driving north, he turnes left then right then right then left then right, which way is he driving?
West :3
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 20, 2014, 09:45:24 PM
U have to post riddles or jokes after you're replied. There's nothing for me to anwser now..  :-X
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Post by: mathfreak2 on July 20, 2014, 11:42:57 PM
Three logicians walk into a restaurant. The waitress asked, "Do y'all want a drink?" The first logician says, "Maybe." The second logician says, "Maybe." The third logician says, "Yes."
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Post by: DrewsMagicMonkey on July 21, 2014, 12:05:10 AM
Whats the qestion?  ;)
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Post by: Funkgirl on July 21, 2014, 12:50:58 AM
What tears up the sky?
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Post by: mathfreak2 on July 21, 2014, 01:13:26 AM
rain clouds xP
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Post by: eGI on July 21, 2014, 02:21:44 AM
Why should you never give Rowan a boat?
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Post by: Funkgirl on July 21, 2014, 02:29:28 AM
xD Actually it was a skyscraper. But that works too...depending on how you read it.  :P
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 21, 2014, 08:15:26 AM
Why should you never give Rowan a boat?
just because
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Post by: GatheringExp on July 21, 2014, 09:41:27 AM
Three logicians walk into a restaurant. The waitress asked, "Do y'all want a drink?" The first logician says, "Maybe." The second logician says, "Maybe." The third logician says, "Yes."
I love that one
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Post by: wilsondhp on July 21, 2014, 11:06:02 AM
What is very sharp, can be different shapes and sizes, and edible?
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Post by: vespamartio on July 21, 2014, 11:11:01 AM
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
calls out to you
Who am I? Am I?
Title: Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
Post by: wilsondhp on July 21, 2014, 12:25:53 PM
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
calls out to you
Who am I? Am I?
Nope, sharp cheddar. Oh the answer of yours is a mermaids.
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Post by: bknysnake on July 21, 2014, 12:56:29 PM
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

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Post by: wilsondhp on July 21, 2014, 01:17:56 PM
Incorrectly
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Post by: wilsondhp on July 21, 2014, 01:20:36 PM
What says moo and breathes water?
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 21, 2014, 09:40:23 PM
Seacow (I'm not sure their real but if they are it is a close relative of the seahorse :P )
Title: Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
Post by: mathfreak2 on July 21, 2014, 10:19:21 PM
I am in the midst of friendship
Yet the end of love and allegiance.
I am the beginning of the end
Yet the end of time and space.
What am I?
Title: Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
Post by: vespamartio on July 22, 2014, 12:04:33 AM
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
calls out to you
Who am I? Am I?
Nope, sharp cheddar. Oh the answer of yours is a mermaids.

nope, its an echo


@Rowen the letter "e"
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Post by: eGI on July 22, 2014, 12:48:38 AM
Why should you never give Rowan a boat?

Because he will just start Rowan away...
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Post by: DrewsMagicMonkey on July 22, 2014, 11:43:48 PM

Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2014, 11:19:21 PM »
Quote
I am in the midst of friendship
Yet the end of love and allegiance.
I am the beginning of the end
Yet the end of time and space.
What am I?
 Uhhh santa XD



What did polly the parret want
On the 4th of july?
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Post by: mathfreak2 on July 23, 2014, 12:53:09 AM

@Rowen the letter "e"

Correct
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Post by: vespamartio on July 23, 2014, 03:02:16 AM
:>

Rough and gray as rock
I'm plain as plain can be
But hidden deep inside
There's great beaty in me
What am I?
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Post by: bknysnake on July 23, 2014, 01:08:47 PM
:>

Rough and gray as rock
I'm plain as plain can be
But hidden deep inside
There's great beaty in me
What am I?

An Oyster

I have four wings, but cannot fly,
I never laugh and never cry,
On the same spot I'm always found,
toiling away with little sound.
What am I?

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Post by: vespamartio on July 23, 2014, 11:09:41 PM
A windmil

I'm the color of gold
as sweet as can be
But beware of the danger
thats all around me
What am I?
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 24, 2014, 06:44:28 AM
A bee?

How many Rowan's sows it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Post by: Luca_B123 on July 24, 2014, 07:12:49 AM
1 Because he is so smart? And because there is only one of him in the world. :D

What has 4 eyes but cannot see?
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Post by: Domsters931 on July 24, 2014, 10:18:15 AM
Mississippi.

What gets wetter the more it dries?
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Post by: vespamartio on July 24, 2014, 11:21:55 AM
towel

and you were close dom, but it was honey :P

I cover whats real
and hide whats true
but sometimes I bring out
the courage in you
What am I?