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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #30 on July 21, 2014, 09:41:27 AM »
Three logicians walk into a restaurant. The waitress asked, "Do y'all want a drink?" The first logician says, "Maybe." The second logician says, "Maybe." The third logician says, "Yes."
I love that one
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #31 on July 21, 2014, 11:06:02 AM »
What is very sharp, can be different shapes and sizes, and edible?
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #32 on July 21, 2014, 11:11:01 AM »
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
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Who am I? Am I?
"Isn't it funny how
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« Reply #33 on July 21, 2014, 12:25:53 PM »
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
calls out to you
Who am I? Am I?
Nope, sharp cheddar. Oh the answer of yours is a mermaids.
"One way to forget about pain is to do something you will be in completely. So, computer games."
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #34 on July 21, 2014, 12:56:29 PM »
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?


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« Reply #35 on July 21, 2014, 01:17:56 PM »
Incorrectly
"One way to forget about pain is to do something you will be in completely. So, computer games."
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #36 on July 21, 2014, 01:20:36 PM »
What says moo and breathes water?
"One way to forget about pain is to do something you will be in completely. So, computer games."
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #37 on July 21, 2014, 09:40:23 PM »
Seacow (I'm not sure their real but if they are it is a close relative of the seahorse :P )

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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #38 on July 21, 2014, 10:19:21 PM »
I am in the midst of friendship
Yet the end of love and allegiance.
I am the beginning of the end
Yet the end of time and space.
What am I?
<Thoatt> I was very much into fluid dynamics
(SrMod: ~Rowan) but your opinion on that was... fluid?
<Thoatt> up to ferrofluid in magnetic field dynamics
(SrMod: ~Rowan) that sounds like an attractive field
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #39 on July 22, 2014, 12:04:33 AM »
Egg?

Out of the blue
My lonely voice
calls out to you
Who am I? Am I?
Nope, sharp cheddar. Oh the answer of yours is a mermaids.

nope, its an echo


@Rowen the letter "e"
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« Reply #40 on July 22, 2014, 12:48:38 AM »
Why should you never give Rowan a boat?

Because he will just start Rowan away...
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #41 on July 22, 2014, 11:43:48 PM »

Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2014, 11:19:21 PM »
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I am in the midst of friendship
Yet the end of love and allegiance.
I am the beginning of the end
Yet the end of time and space.
What am I?
 Uhhh santa XD



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<Thoatt> I was very much into fluid dynamics
(SrMod: ~Rowan) but your opinion on that was... fluid?
<Thoatt> up to ferrofluid in magnetic field dynamics
(SrMod: ~Rowan) that sounds like an attractive field
(SrMod: ~Rowan) I'm going hard on the puns right now XD

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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #43 on July 23, 2014, 03:02:16 AM »
:>

Rough and gray as rock
I'm plain as plain can be
But hidden deep inside
There's great beaty in me
What am I?
"Isn't it funny how
day by day
nothing changes
but when you look back
everything is different..."
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Re: A brand new forum game :O -Jokes and Riddles-
« Reply #44 on July 23, 2014, 01:08:47 PM »
:>

Rough and gray as rock
I'm plain as plain can be
But hidden deep inside
There's great beaty in me
What am I?

An Oyster

I have four wings, but cannot fly,
I never laugh and never cry,
On the same spot I'm always found,
toiling away with little sound.
What am I?