invent a gadget- a forum game

[IronBlu]

mathematicians from all around the world come and break your gadget because it goes against the rules of division

I invented the anti-awake gadget that makes you fall asleep 

[LightBulbasaur]

Sadly you forgot to put a alarm on it, so you end up falling asleep forever...

I invent a machine that makes it so I can control lights by clapping.

[kronos0413]

already been invented


 I invent The Magnet puncher 3000

[IronBlu]

 I invent The Magnet puncher 3000

you didn't say what it does 

[mathfreak2]

You invent the Magnet puncher 3000, but I throw it into the sun.

I invent cold fusion

[IronBlu]

the cold fusion reactor melts down and it goes BOOM

I invented the forum mark 2 it automatically posts what you want to post so you don't have to type it out

[mathfreak2]

Your invention gets hacked which causes your ban

I invented a machine that obliterates lag

[IronBlu]

your machine has been invented already and you go to court because of copy right issues   

I invented a machine that randomizes a trillion scenarios at once to tell you what to do for the best outcome

[mathfreak2]

Your machine gets trampled by... Ostriches. Yep, that's right, ostriches!

I invent an unstoppable force that can move an immovable object.

[mathfreak2]

I cut off the 'cil' and make it just a normal pen

I invent a 10th dimension space craft that can take you anywhere that you can think of

[mathfreak2]

The fire destroys the humidifier.

I invent the Infinite Improbability Drive.

[IronBlu]

the infinite improbability device well is probable so the machine destroys itself

I invented the fully automatic MC cake baker 2000 which bakes 10 REAL mc cakes every 3 minutes

[mathfreak2]

You dun forgot to wire the machine so it puts sugar into the cakes D:

I invent the Finite Improbability Drive

[IronBlu]

your finite Improbability Drive comes to the end of its warranty and is finished (meaning broken)

I invented the Better wifi 1000 which boosts your wireless connection 10 fold

[mathfreak2]

Wow, your wifi signal goes faster than the speed of light which causes the universe to explode D:

I invent the triple quotation mark that means whatever you want it to mean.