Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[PegLegPegasus]

I wish for a fat cat that ate its hat and sat on a mat with a gnat and a rat next to a bat all inside a vat.
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Wish granted! but fat cats cant eat hats, cos cats cant wear hats, so ur thing is ruined

I wish that i could figure out what to build for my clan base

[IronBlu]

Wish granted! you copy The Magic Sky's base block for block, so drewsmagic and I sue you for 500 million famcoins (/fly for both of us )

I wish I really did have /fly

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted! You now have /fly. Unfortunately, you had to retire shortly after becoming a JrMod, and you no longer have /fly.

I wish I had /speed

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now have /speed. However, you are now so fast that it causes your computer to lag, meaning you have to turn off /speed if you want to play.

I wish class would get cancelled tomorrow.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted! Classes get canceled tomorrow, and in fact, they are canceled for the rest of year. However, they were only canceled for you alone because you were expelled from your school.

I wish for a contained and relatively concentrated vile of HHe⁺ (approximate pH of -72 with pKa=-63)

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now have a vial of HeH+. However, because it reacts so easily, it reacts with the glass it is in, explodes, and destroys everything it touches.

I wish for more snow

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted! but there is so much snow that you get snowed in in MC and irl

i wish i had 80million double chests of iron blocks

[IronBlu]

wish granted! but they are all placed below the void so you cant reach them.

I wish both my comps were great not just one

[ApolloMew]

Granted, unfortunately, they are both so great, they both blow up. :/

I wish that I had more cookies.

[IronBlu]

granted but then you are crushed by the sheer weight of the cookies

I wish that I didn't have so many projects going on (in famcraft) atm. wait how did I write this since I have no comp because of my previous wish :O

[ApolloMew]

Granted, you don't have any projects now, so you get really bored, and you're a wizard

I wish that I was a wizard too.

[IronBlu]

wish granted! I transfer my wizardly powers to you, but I just could magically grow carrots. so ya

I wish I was 99.99% less evil in this forum  game

[cardinalland]

You aren't evil. You are so nice that you give everyone mansions and lose all of your money.

I wish my clan was bigger

[cardinalland]

Granted. Your phone explodes because it is so hard to play minecraft.

I wish that cows ate pigs.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, you are king of the internet, but now that you are king, you have to fix the glitches, get spammed all day, and be really annoyed

I wish that I had the power of invisibility.