invent a gadget- a forum game

[IronBlu]

this is my 100th post so ill use it to start a forum game:
the rules are simple
 1) no gadget can be made twice
2) posts must follow all forum rules (did I even have to list that should be common sense  )
3) be as wacky, crazy and out of this world as you want
4) always have fun!!!
here's how you play:
you make up a gadget post its name and what it does and then the next person breaks your machine ill give an example:
forum guy 1:i made the clean the table gadget it cleans a table using super spongy robotic arms
forum guy 2: soap suds get on the control panel and it breaks. I invented...
and so on ill start us off. I invented a make food gadget it makes food at all times using its 100 million gigabyte memory of recipes
have fun 

[mathfreak2]

Star Trek steals your gadget to use in its productions.

I invented an automatic do homework gadget that does any given homework problem correctly in 1 second.

[IronBlu]

great to see I explained the game well enough xD
your gadget is broken by the shear amount of homework you put in it

I invented a build your MC builds gadget that builds whatever you tell it exactly how you tell it and the builds look perfect.

[ApolloMew]

A server update makes your invention illegal, so the police take it away.

I invented an automatic Puggie's Cheese Puff dispenser so I don't have to remember to feed Puggie.

[Bush2003]

Your dispenser runs out of Cheese Puffs because you didn't replant them.  Oops.

I invented a Famcraft-izer that allows you to go into Famcraft and actually live inside your favorite server, among your very own builds. 

[mathfreak2]

You die in your favorite server because you forgot to stock food for your journey.

I invent the time machine.

[IronBlu]

you then change a fixed point in time with it and you and your machine are eaten by those bat creatures from Doctor Who

I invented the food-a-tron 2000 which gives me endless MC food

[mathfreak2]

I hack your game that has the food-a-tron and destroy it.

I invent a tool more popular than the internet which does the same thing.

[IronBlu]

then your system crashes because it was not ready to take over all the internets people

I invented the fuzzy pandabot 3000 which is a robot panda that is always around being fuzzy

[mathfreak2]

Your gadget becomes obsolete as more and more people would rather look BeyondThePanda

I invented a machine that invents machines.

[IronBlu]

:O the machine's clone themselves till they rule the world and then you sadly use the self destruct button to save everyone

I invented the trap-a-titan robot 2000 that automatically seeks out and captures titans (it is immune to all effects of titans)

[mathfreak2]

Luckily, a non-titan saves the day with a power equivalent to but different than the titans and destroys the machine.

I invented the teleporter.

[IronBlu]

Luckily, a non-titan saves the day with a power equivalent to but different than the titans and destroys the machine.

how is that lucky rowan? that took me 12 years of research and development to build anyway...

the world decides the teleporter is to dangerous and makes you destroy it. now that's lucky 

I invented the TARDIS

[kronos0413]

I eat Tardis and escape



I make a TheIronCreeper2 canot post on this game anymore gadget

[mathfreak2]

TheIronCreeper2 breaks this gadget with ease by hitting the "Reply" button on the forum 

I invent a gadget that can divide by 0