Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[PixelArtistTavi]

Wish granted your crushed by giant popcorn.

I wish that Vespa wished for something so his post would count!

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted! Vespa wished for his post not to count.

I wish it to be August 26th.

[LightBulbasaur]

Wish granted, but it's august 26th but you find out to much about your future and destroy the space time continum...

I wish i had brand new tasty freshly baked doughnuts

[Domsters931]

Wish granted. U save up enough money to buy all the donuts in the world but u find out that all of them were already bought and they wouldn't tell u who bought it. Only a hint about who bought them. His name starts with Domsters and ends with 931. Mystery..
I wish plenary would make friends with me and never turn on me and famcraft would be safe forever because plenary would be such a good hacker he is able to put such good encrypted coding on the server that no one could hack it. Then plenary jr comes along and that's a whole new story

[PixelArtistTavi]

Wish granted Plenary Jr has the same hacking abilities as his father and becomes evil and destroys the server.

I wish to be rich

[Domsters931]

U become rich but then sasi pays everyone on the server and u aren't rich compared to everyone else anymore.
I wish I were able to live over a jungle (I already do)

[ParagliderPanda]

You live over a jungle in a blimp. But your blimp crashes into Superman, which makes you crash into the ocean of trees below. Never. To. Be. Seen. Again.

I wish for this wish to never come true. (Good luck, next person. heh heh)

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. This wish doesn't come true and you cannot refute the paradox. Therefore, your wish is meaningless.

I wish for the ability to fly in real life.

[Funkgirl]

Granted. But as you are flying (with a cape, cause who wouldnt fly with a cape?!) The cape gets caught in an airplane propeller. Ouchie.

I wish for a fully stocked library.

[dcm121kd35]

You get the fully stocked library, but you believe one of them is one of those books where you pull to open the hidden door, and you spend the rest of your days looking for that one book.

I wish for pumpkin pie 

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. Unfortunately, what you thought to be pumpkin pie was pumpkin pi and you spend the rest of your days trying to eat an infinitely long number.

I wish that I had more time.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted u have so much time that u do everything and still have more time and get extremely bored.
I wish my irl dog could talk

[Funkgirl]

G-R-A-N-T-E-D. Your dog can talk now! Fun right? Not exactly...Your dog is now very, very annoying. "I wanna go out, I wanna go out, I wanna go ouuuuttttt" "Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me." "Cat? Did you say cat?! I hate cats. well?! Where is the evil feline? Cat?!"

I wish to never be sad.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted. You are now so happy that you start to cry which beings back memories causing u to cry of sadness which sorta looses the point so.. Ya
I wish I got to be in my favorite band

[Funkgirl]

GRANTED  So you join your favorite band! Rock on! Turns out you have no musical skill what-so-ever. The band starts to actually lose money and soon breaks up.

I wish for time-travel powers.