Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[MrChris13]

This is wishing, not wanting, so you don't get to go to Minecon even though you wanted to :>

/me wishes to throw a forklift at Hobo

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, but he eats it

i wish i could run faster

[miacamp]

Granted, but you end up being able to run so fast that you can't possibly stop and you end up running for the rest of your life

I wish..um... that my room cleaned itself and that I didn't have to clean it all the time xD

[scratnum]

Granted, you can have your room clean itself but now everything sings like in cinderella

I wish I had my drivers liscence

[RealAndrewH]

granted, but soon you crash your car and it all blows up 
I wish I could be rich 

[SirHuggyPaws]

Granted but you get robbed and horribly disfigured from being beaten. 

I wish I had a new keyboard

[MrChris13]

Granted, you get a new keyboard, but unfortunatly it is Thoatt's peanut-butter keyboard that was stolen and sold on Ebay and he comes over to your house and locks you in a bedrock tomb IRL.

I wish I liked to eat green beans.

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, now you are addicted and obbessed with it that you die with "GreenBean OverDoseItis"

i wish subsitutes were less meaner.

[BretBuscus]

Granted. They are less, "meaner." They're still not nice to you though, just because of a small grammar mistake.

I wish... man... you all have wishes, then there's me with no wishes... I wish I had more ideas for things I wanted for Christmas.

[RealAndrewH]

Granted, but now you can't post on this thread anymore..
I wish I could play Famcraft whenever I wanted

[HaydenTheBuilder]

granted, you play at the last minute of ur life, chomping some british crackers that are poisoned with cyanide

i hope chris christie (a fat governor of New Jersey) gets even more fatter

[scratnum]

Granted, but yet again he gets liposuction and slims back down to his normal size.
I wish I had a small fish aquarium with fish.

[miacamp]

Granted, but all the fish end up secretly being man-eaters, and when you go to feed them, they jump out of the water and start eating off your arm

I wish I was taller

[Luke_Bruck]

Wish not granted. You are short for a reason.

I wish I played Competitive High-School Baseball

[wilsondhp]

Wish granted, you are a one-man team


I wish I could write my own book without doing all that hard work like getting it published