Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but then it breaks in half.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted u discover contacts but then contacts are no longer sold but some how u never needed glasses or contacts and it was just a fish playing tricks on u..
I wish I had my homework finished

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but then you get more homework.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted u get something becuase u didn't wish for anything
I wish u had wished so I could have granted it better

[nutmeg456]

Wish granted. He will wish again, just not this second.

I wish chemistry was easier to do.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then everything else becomes harder to do.

I wish I could cook better.

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now cook better. However, people don't believe you cook better, so they don't eat your food.

I wish I didn't get sore muscles after working out.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You don't get sore muscles after working out, but that's because you don't work out.

I wish for good luck.

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You are now lucky. Sadly, people don't want to be around you anymore because you are lucky and they are not.

I wish I could read faster.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You can read faster. Unfortunately, your reading comprehension suffers as a result, and you can't understand anything you read anymore.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[bakagamer918]

Wish Granted. Your wish is not corrupted. Now what?

I wish for a pizza.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. Pizza clouds rain pizza from the sky. Unfortunately, you drown in grease, and thus cannot enjoy anymore pizza.

I wish for calculus.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but since I don't know what that is, it suddenly vanishes, never to be seen again...

I wish for a red crayon

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You get a red crayon. Sadly a little kid "borrows" it and draws all over the walls of your house. (And you have to clean it up...)

I wish for Chemistry.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You get chemistry. You ARE chemistry. EVERYTHING IS CHEMISTRY!!! However, you drop an entire bottle of Hydrochloric Acid on yourself and have to go to the hospital.

I wish that I had found FamCraft sooner.