Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but then you need to do 59 in the next 2 hours.

I wish that I could go to Tim Hortons.

[mathfreak2]

Wish granted, you are amazing at woodworking, unfortunately, a beaver attacks you, and steals all of your wood D:

I wish for a suit.

Wish Granted. He tells you what matrices means. Unfortunately, he explains it in a way that just uses more complicated vocabulary (i.e "In computer science, matrices are a kind of data structure used for mass storage of information. In mathematics, they are a two dimensional array in which you can perform certain kinds of operations including elementary row operations. Vectors, which have both magnitude and direction, can exist in any number of dimensions and are a kind of matrix where either the number of columns or rows is one. A couple of fundamental values associated with matrices are rank, which is the number of linearly independent rows and/or columns, and nullity, which is the dimension of the basis of the matrix's null space.")

I wish I had more time.

(P.S. For a better explanation of what a matrix is, imagine a list of numbers. Now imagine a list of lists of numbers. That's a matrix.)

I know what a matrix is.... and I understand about 65% of the terms you used XD

Not bad but gg anyhow

Wish granted, but then you need to do 59 in the next 2 hours.

I wish that I could go to Tim Hortons.

Wish Granted. You go to Tim Hortons. Unfortunately, I don't know what this is; therefore, it doesn't exist. Since you went there, now you don't exist.

I wish this class in which I am right now were more interesting...

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. Your class is now more interesting. However, because it is more interesting, you feel like you have to work even harder to get good grades and do well on tests, which stresses you out. You become so stressed out that you can no longer enjoy the now-more-interesting class.

I wish for a new phone.

[mathfreak2]

Wish Granted. You get a new phone. Unfortunately, it is a cheap phone and breaks the first time you drop it.

I wish I were better at English class.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, you become better ate English class, but then worse in Chemistry.

I wish that Rowan knew what Tim Horton's was....
(Its like, a huge chain of restaurants that sells coffee, donuts, and things like that, mostly up here in Canada.)

[nutmeg456]

I wish that Rowan knew what Tim Horton's was....
(Its like, a huge chain of restaurants that sells coffee, donuts, and things like that, mostly up here in Canada.)

New York has them too. There are two in the town where I live. I absolutely love Tim Hortons!

Wish Granted. Rowan now knows what Tim Horton's is. However, just as he discovers them, all of them shut down.

I wish bats (in game and irl) weren't so creepy.

[ApolloMew]

I wish that Rowan knew what Tim Horton's was....
(Its like, a huge chain of restaurants that sells coffee, donuts, and things like that, mostly up here in Canada.)

New York has them too. There are two in the town where I live. I absolutely love Tim Hortons!

Wish Granted. Rowan now knows what Tim Horton's is. However, just as he discovers them, all of them shut down.

I wish bats (in game and irl) weren't so creepy.

If it were shut down, I would cry.

Wish granted, but then, Bunnies get more creepy, and are less cute.

I wish I didn't need to do homework on the weekend.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted how you have twice as much homework during the school week

I wish I could go to Tim Hortons more.
(It's good I don't have one very close to me because other wise I would go there way to often)

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then Tim Hortons suddenly closes, and never opens again.

I wish for an Ice Cap from Tim Hortons

(So Tasty...I can't wait until 2016, a Tim Hortons will be in my town :DDD)

[Bush2003]

Granted, you get an iced capp from Tim Hortons magically delivered to you.  But before you can take the first sip, you trip and spill it all over your shirt 

I wish playing on Famcraft was my job, where I was paid to play on Famcraft

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now get paid to play Famcraft. However, because they have to pay you, the cost for the server rises, and they have to shut down. You no longer get paid and you no longer can play Famcraft.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, you now have telekinesis unlocked, however, you don't have enough magic points to actually use it, its useless.

I wish that I had more forum posts.

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now have more forum posts. Sadly, no one looks at them except for you.

I wish that it wasn't so cold outside.

[Bush2003]

Wish granted.  Global warming brings the temperature up to a nice, sunny 75 degrees (Fahrenheit).  But the polar ice caps melt, the glaciers slide, and the ocean swallows up all the land on earth.  You drown.  Everything is gone.  So sorry

I wish my IRL friends could play Famcraft with me right now

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, they play on Famcraft with you, unfortunately, they can only play for 1 second. So they leave. And you're alone ;-;

I wish that I could actually slam dunk the ball on official size 10 foot rims.