Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[Bush2003]

Wish granted!  Your cat doesn't bite you when you rub his tummy because he's not a cat... He's a magic genie!  He turns into his genie form and laughs at you, saying, "Thanks for letting me free!  I'm outta here!  No wishes for you!"  And he disappears forever. 

I wish I had a lovely, awesome dog that everyone adored

[nutmeg456]

Wish Granted. You now have the cutest, most friendly dog around. However, because he is so loved by everyone, someone steals him.

I wish the weather wasn't so bad right now...

[ApolloMew]

Wish granted, but since you didn't specify that rain is good or bad, it remains the way it is. (I luv rain)

I wish that I had more Parmesan Garlic Crackers...

[Domsters931]

Wish granted u now own a Parmesan garlic cracker factory so now u have unlimited access to Parmesan garlic crackers and u eat so many your doctor says u have to close down the factory and never look at a Parmesan garlic cracker ever again.

I wish I was petting my dog right now

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then your dog bites your hand, and you need to go to the hospital.

I wish that I didn't trip and fall on my face while walking over to my computer this morning...

[Domsters931]

Wish granted but the way u solve it is by time travel and once u travel back you're time machine breaks.

I wish I didn't post such long explanations for granted wishes

[ApolloMew]

Granted.

I wish for pie.

(See what I did there? :DDD Pretty short.)

[Domsters931]

Granted. Now pies falling from sky.

I wish I could do that

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then you can't.

I wish for cake.

[Domsters931]

Granted. Same thing happens that happened with pie.

I wish same thing happens to me again

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but again, it you suddenly can't.

I wish for a seed.

[Domsters931]

Wish granted but the wishes code gets messed up and it turns into mustard.
I wish I was eating brats for supper

[DrewsMagicMonkey]

Wish  granted! But you  then choke on them and die... Its sad to see what can happen when you eats brats.

I Wish i could become plenary!

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted, you have become Plenary, but now everyone is scared of you and you are all alone 

I wish I was a potato

[DrewsMagicMonkey]

Wish  granted! By then i eat you...

I wish i could get a Micah head! Then put a spell on it so no one could touch it and keep it in a secret location no one knows but me and  it s is 100% impossible to find!