Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[DiamondHero8]

i wish i had  a new computer

[KittyMew113]

Wish granted, you have a new computer, but its a new old computer, so its one of those old ones in old movies
And it can't run Minecraft.


I wish..
Uhm...
I wishh....
I wish forr...
OH- wait, nvm...
Uhmm...
I wish for staff 

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, you become staff. But you already were, so nothing has changed.

I wish I had a pet chicken named Cluckers.

[KittyMew113]

Wish granted, but you already have Cluckers in your signature so nothing happened.

I wish someone else wished for me.

[BretBuscus]

Wish granted, but they wished for death, doom, and despair. Bad luck... :x

I wish I had more time to play video games while in school.

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted you play video games in school and you get expelled, thus causing you mom and dad to take away your computer forever.

I wish for 1 million FamCoins!

[MrChris13]

Wish granted, but plenary kills and bans you so you can't use the money.

I wish I had a go-kart.

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted, you race someone in it and you crash and break both your legs.

I wish I was 6' 7" tall (I play basketball)

[BretBuscus]

Wish granted, you use some sort of growth serum, and grow to 6' 7", but you don't stop there. You grow to 100' in an instant and smash through the ceiling, and you didn't have any insurance. Too bad for you.

I wish I had a better wish than, "I wish I had a better wish than, 'I wish I had a better wish than....' "

[BretBuscus]

Wish granted, Bret, you wish that you weren't talking to yourself.

I wish that I didn't have such a crappy summer.

[dcm121kd35]

Wish granted, but when you go to the pool you jump off the high dive,miss, and break your leg, thus ending your summer fun.

I wish I was couldn't get banned on any servers.

[vespamartio]

Wish granted you become the server owner and cannot be banned from any server, but the cost to keep the server running is to much and you go in debt and the server gets shut down

I wish I had no homework

[KittyMew113]

Wish granted, you have no homework, but thus having no Homework you cannot study for tests, therefore you fail all your tests and get in F- in life.


I wish..
Ummm
Y'know what?
I wish for an Anna to come!

[BretBuscus]

Wish granted, a wild Anna appears, spotting you, with a Dr. Pepper in your hand, and proceeds to take you down and maul you, just for the Dr. Pepper.

I wish my right eye wasn't messed up and lazy.

[dawbro]

Wish granted, your right eye is no longer messed up and lazy...  because you now no longer have a right eye!

I wish I had all the diamonds in the world!