Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[IronBlu]

you get that cookie  one thing though... (gives the cookie to turbo and he eats it) while you were waiting for me to say the one more thing I grabbed the cookie and gave it to turbo and he ate it

I wish that I get 50 wishes  for my next post on this forum game

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted: You can post 50 wishes in your next post. Unfortunately, when you do so, everyone gets confused as to which wish to corrupt, and the game dies out.

I wish I had a Tesla Model S

[IronBlu]

Granted but a random shark comes and eats it.

I wish that I could speak every language.

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but you can't speak any language fluently, so you just go back to speaking English.

I wish that I had a cookie that no one could eat but me XD

[IronBlu]

you get that cookie  one thing though... (gives the cookie to everyone and they eats it) while you were waiting for me to say the one more thing I grabbed the cookie and gave it to everyone and they ate it

LOL you did say noone could eat it but you, so everyone ate it
 
I wish that Mickry would stop wishing for a cookie so I don't have to keep editing that post XD

[IronBlu]

K... granted but since nobody can eat it neither can you

I wish that you can defeat this wish

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted. however, i mess up and cant defeat your wish xD
i wish that i had more diamonds

[ApolloMew]

Granted! But then you realize their fake diamonds made out of stained glass.

I wish that I wasn't so sore from basketball practice XD

[bakagamer918]

Wish granted! There are napkins in minecraft. Unfortunately, getting messy after eating isn't implemented, so you have no use for them

I wish for the Seahawks to win tomorrow and at the superbowl.

[IronBlu]

Wish granted, but then they lose every game next season (are they called "seasons?" I don't play/watch much sports so I'm not sure XD (unless chess counts which i personally think it does  ))

[bakagamer918]

Yes, it is seasons. And you didn't make your wish.
I wish the IRS would simplify the tax code to make it easier to do taxes every year

[cardinalland]

Granted. They make you pay $10000000 for taxes. Very simple.
I wish I had a Refrigerator in Famcraft.

[ApolloMew]

Granted!!  Aww, but you feel so comfy that you fall asleep right when someone passes a ball to you! 
I wish they had napkins in Minecraft 

I hope the ball wouldn't hit me in the face ;-;

Granted! But since there is no electricity, all the food you put in it spoils.

I wish that the ball won't hit me in the face.

[IronBlu]

wish granted. the ball doesn't hit your face it hits your elbow bounces into the player closest to you's face and he falls, ironically hitting you in the face with his arm lol

I wish it hadn't taken me so long to type that ;-;

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted. it takes 0.0001 seconds, and then you accidentaly delete it and cant remember what yu typed
i wish potatoes