Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[SoppyGames]

Granted but your everything you say becomes corrupted!   

[PegLegPegasus]

Granted but your everything you say becomes corrupted!   

you didnt put a wish.

I wish that i was an metalbender (for all those avatar nerds out there, this is for you)

[socks1stormy1]

Granted! But, you bend a lightpole and get arrested.

I wish that I could play FTB (slow comp)

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but then everyone complains, cause we can't solve them. So they get removed.

I wish that Famcraft could have a UHC event

[ApolloMew]

Granted, I explain to you, but then you forgot 3.14 seconds later.

I wish that everyone enjoyed eating pineapples.

(UHC Means Ultra HardCore, it's a competition where around 16-20 players spawn in a map that goes from positive 1000 to negative 1000. The players try to be the last player standing in a PvP and PvE competition. The catch is, when you take damage, you will not regenerate health. The only ways you can a regenerate health, is if you make a golden apple (heals 2 hearts) or a Health potion (Heals 2 or 4 hearts, depends on how you make it.) Regeneration potions and Strength II potions are banned, and when you are the final 2 players, you go to positive 100 and negative 100 to a final battle. There are several variations, we could do Free For All, or in Teams of 2, 3 or 4 or such.)

[IronBlu]

Granted! but then you wish everyone would eat mangoes

I wish that my computer would run FTB

[ApolloMew]

Granted, it runs FTB for 1.001 seconds, then your computer explodes D:

I wish that I wasn't so evil

[PegLegPegasus]

wish granted. you are no longer evil. however, you try to be friendly to a fire-breathing dragon and he noms you.
I wish my chinese teacher wasnt so confusing

[ApolloMew]

I would be nice to a fire breathing dragon. After all, I'm a fox.

Granted, he's less confusing, but then your Spanish teacher is 5000% more confusing!

I wish that more people played this forum game.

[IronBlu]

Granted but now you think of so many wishes you can't choose which one to wish for first.

I wish that I could come up with something to build for my birthday.

[PixelStory]

Granted, but you have so many ideas you forgot the one you wanted to do in the first place 

I wish FTB had more people get on every day. :I

[PixelProne]

Granted but you can only go on for a few seconds before you crash
I wished I had more music in my dusty iTunes library

[PixelProne]

Granted, but one day you get mad at your friends and you wish they would be quiet, and by accident, it came true. They can't talk anymore after your last wish
I wish I could have some of SuperNova_2's cookies from his cookie jar at his base .

[ApolloMew]

Granted, but his cookies are 2055 years old, so you get poisoned ;-;
(btw grats Ohai on 1000th reply for this game lol)

I wish that lemons weren't so sour ;-;

[~Lucario~]

You become so nice that you give everyone your stuff then you are poor.
I wish Pixelstory and drchemg would get on FTB whenever I'm on.