Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[gav]

Wish granted you never messed up because you were never born, which put the world out of balance and started a new ice age. (i'm not really sure how pho not being born could start a ice age, it's one of those mysteries that man kind man may never know.) 

I wish I was a penguin! Wait make that a flying penguin!

[Wolfpaw16]

Granted, but you never had flying lessons so you crash into a volcano and die. 

I wish non killer unicorns were real.

[Rundrop]

Wish granted but the unicorns start a democracy and over take the human population making us their slaves

I wish I had a pet cougar

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but it wasn't tamed and it mauled you savagley!

                 I wish TF2 was real

[Wolfpaw16]

Granted, but you end up being in it and die.

I wish for flying rabbits

[willcole2002]

You get flying rabbits,  but they come in vicious swarms and eat you alive,  poor you.

 
I wish..... for cows...... lots of cows..... NICE cows.

[quentingod]

Granted, nice cows ended up ALL OVER your house and they have nothing to eat.
Guess what? R.I.P Willcole2002

I wish I was invincible

[gav]

Granted, but the army doesn't think that anyone should have the power of being invincible. So they lock you in a cell made of titanium and torture you every day, but since your invincible they never kill you and you have you live your hole life in pain.
Btw the cell is in the middle of the Arctic ocean, so you have no chance of escape.




I wish I could breathe under water.

[willcole2002]

Granted, but little did you know he was a cannibal - and so he omnoms you to death   

I wish for EVERYTHING!!
 

[gav]

Granted, but since you are being so greedy god gives the exact opposite of EVERYTHING
which is absolutely nothing.


I wish for a peaceful purple flower. (the flower is not alive and i only want one.)   

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, you get the peaceful purple flower.... that secretes CO2 into the atmosphere instead of oxygen. So, you have a peaceful little nap... forever c: R.I.P. Gav.

I wish I got that thing for Christmas.

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but that thing, could turn int a mad monster robot!

          I wish for anything that has to do with magic

[gav]

Granted ,you get a evil blood sucking dragon that was magic fire balls!
R.I.P Wilson.




I wish for invisibility cloak!

[quentingod]

Granted, but the cloak sticks to you.
FOREVER. If you think that's not bad, think again, broheem!
I wish that I am the owner of Famcraft (bknysnake becomes co-owner)

[ARich]

Granted, but then the circular TNT blows your home and family to bits.