Corrupt-A-Wish part 2 (another forum game)

[quentingod]

Woops! I forgot to leave a wish! I wish I have 100000000$ famcoins!

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but you waste it all of it on diamonds and you end up on the streets.

        I wish I was better at TF2

[Vezerini_Corozan]

Granted! You are now the best of the best at TF2! however, you've gotten so well that people bail the instant they see your username, leaving you no one to play with, thus ruining your self-esteem and throwing out the game.

I wish I could go on an all-expense paid vacation.

[Pwntishness]

Granted, you get an all-expense paid vacation to a mystery island. Only when you get there do you realize it is Dead Island.

I wish I had a castle.

[Vezerini_Corozan]

Granted. You now possess a beautiful castle on the Northern European landscape. However, a long old yet still alive tribe of vikings appears and raids/levels your castle, leaving you with nothing but dust in return.

I wish I had a working easy button.

[wilsondhp]

Granted, but you accidently get grease in it and it says that was hard

                 I wish I had four arms. So I can multi task

[Vezerini_Corozan]

Wish granted. You now have four arms, but not enough blood to function them all properly and your heart has to overwork itself to maintain the sudden addition, thus causing muscle fatigue, which leads to your unfortunate death. Besides, you didn't look great shirtless with 4 arms.
Now I wish I had an attractive body.

[xPH03N1Xx86]

Granted, you have an attractive body. Magnetic attraction, that is. So attractive, that that car wants to get your number. R.I.P. Roadkilered- I mean Vez 

I wish the number Q.

[quentingod]

I am sorry, but I don't understand your wish, may you explain it to me?

[Rundrop]

Granted Q is now a number, right bettween 5 and 6. But... is dissrupts all math, physic's, time and space and well... basicly the big bang theory's evil twin shows up and the universe explodes.

I wish that I had 9999999 famcoins

[BretBuscus]

Granted, but I kill you and loot your corpse of all your money.

I wish I could play Vanilla Minecraft without it seeming like a chore.

[willcole2002]

Granted, but it just becomes so boring you 'spontaniously combust.'

I wish nothing could corrupt my wish.

[MrChris13]

Granted, *whistles* NOTHING!! Go corrupt Will's wish!!

I wish I had a $100 donor statue.

[PixelArtistTavi]

Wish granted, the statue comes to life and try's to kill you.

I wish for wish that will never end.

[pyfinnerty]

Your wish is granted, you can fly.
However, while flying an airplane crashes into you, and then you can figure out the rest.
I wish that I had an infinite amount of wishes that could never go wrong.
Good luck with that!